POOF

something u say to let people know, oh yes, u ARE magical!



POOF
"Promise On Our Friendship."

Statement made when judging a friends response to determine rather they are telling truth or going to go through on a committed action.
Example:
Friend 1: let me know you go and get anything to eat later.
Friend 2: I doubt I will, but if I do I got you.
Friend 1: POOF?
Friend 2: Yes, POOF


POOF
P.O.O.F.

Stands for:

People
Obviously
Over
Fucking

aka a whore or a slut.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude those chicks are hot! Totally want to hit that
Guy 2: Bad idea, man. They're obviously POOFs.
Guy 1: What the heck is a POOF?
Guy 2: Ya know... People Obviously Over Fucking.. like a whore or a slut..


The Poof The Poof
Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.

A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial)

It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.

ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?
Example:
David: Alright, it's wet...so I wanna know, who the hell was using my loofah?

Amy: It's actually a "The Poof The Poof"...and it was me. Sorry.


poofed
To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.
Example:
I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.


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