pensioner's

Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.



pensioner
pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.
Example:
The pensioner is a useless old man.


pensionered
Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.
Example:
1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.


Pensioners
As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.
Example:
After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.


pension planner
In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Example:
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!


Pension Leeches
People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
Example:
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.


pension botherer
A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge
Example:
I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers


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