PRINTER

Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.



printer
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Example:


printer
a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear
Example:
Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!


the printer
the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.
Example:
Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!


printer
Someone who counterfeits money.
Example:
Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.


printer
Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.
Example:
Wow, that printer prints fast!


printer
A software interface through which a computer communicates to a print device. Usually by a printer driver (One file or set of files containing information that the OS requires to convert print command into a specific printer language, such as Adobe PostScript.
Example:
hit Ctrl + P for an example of a printer!


Printer
In computers, a printer is a device that accepts text and graphic output from a computer and transfers the information to paper, usually to standard size sheets of paper. Printers are sometimes sold with computers, but more frequently are purchased separately. Printers vary in size, speed, sophistication, and cost. In general, more expensive printers are used for higher-resolution color printing.
Example:
"Holy ginger noodles bro, the printer spat out paper with a picture on it!"
"Bro that's what printers do"
"awesome"


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