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Grapefruiting

When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.

Grapefruiting

by Jesus on Jun 19, 2004 03:23:56

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Example:
Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

Grapefruit

by Er.Phillips on Sep 13, 2012 12:58:11

Something 50 Cent has never heard of.

Example:
"Why isn't this Grapefruit purple?" - 50 Cent

Grapefruit

by Not your mom jokes on Oct 16, 2018 12:03:12

The evolution of A German pigmentation that they retain while on vacation.

Example:
My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.

Grapefruit

by iPhone more like iWannaDie on Mar 14, 2017 10:51:32

You know what a grapefruit is you idiot why the hell did you search it on urban dictionary.

Example:
I only bought one grapefruit at the grocery store.

grapefruits

by c.t on Jul 06, 2005 00:46:14

huge or big testicles

Example:
his dick was small, but he had grapefruits

Grapefruit

by Gfruitstanguello on Apr 09, 2013 12:51:09

The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.

Example:
"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"

grapefruit

by the.produce.aisle on Dec 31, 2008 01:20:48

A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.

Example:
You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!

That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.

grapefruit

by Santa Clasus on May 30, 2007 10:40:30

Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.

Example:
Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.

Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.

grapefruit

by Members of the Grapefruit Cult on Jan 01, 2004 09:57:15

Used to descibe males with large bulges.

Example:
girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>

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