Penguining
Penguining is the act of extremely rough anal sex that causes the recipient to walk crooked like a penguin for the following days.
Example:
Chad was totally Penguining Stacy last night and now she waddles like a penguin to ease the pain.
Chad was totally Penguining Stacy last night and now she waddles like a penguin to ease the pain.
Penguining
Is the art of robbing gay businessmen/MPs/Lords in London, by offering a blow job then just as there trousers are down you tie the pants round the trousers then stealthy steal the wallet followed by giving the guy a gentle push to the ground. the guy looks like a penguin as he tries to get up and chase you
Example:
Earnt 400 quid last night.
"how"
went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me
Earnt 400 quid last night.
"how"
went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me
Penguining
When two people commence an open mouth kiss, and due to alcohol content, one proceeds to throw up/puke/drive the chunder bus into the other's mouth.
Penguin
When two or more people try and stand as close together as possible with both hands in their pockets to avoid cold weather and strong winds.
This form of behavior is inspired by the Emperor Penguins, who form a big huddle (also known as the turtle formation) to avoid the extreme cold.
The participants will push themselves closer and closer to the group’s shifting center to keep warm.
This form of behavior is inspired by the Emperor Penguins, who form a big huddle (also known as the turtle formation) to avoid the extreme cold.
The participants will push themselves closer and closer to the group’s shifting center to keep warm.
Example:
“It’s so cold and windy. Let’s penguin to keep warm.”
“Look at that group of people penguining. I wish I could join them.”
“I’m freezing! Shall we penguin?”
“It’s so cold and windy. Let’s penguin to keep warm.”
“Look at that group of people penguining. I wish I could join them.”
“I’m freezing! Shall we penguin?”
Penguin
penguinization
The process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed.
Example:
We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory.
We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory.
The Penguin
Typically done by prostitutes and crack whores. This means to remove a man's pants to his ankles and then run off with his money leaving him waddling after you like a penguin.
Example:
Man 1:"Dude, you got 5 bucks I can borrow?"
Man 2:"I'm totally broke. Last night this crack whore gave me the penguin."
Man 1:"Dude, you got 5 bucks I can borrow?"
Man 2:"I'm totally broke. Last night this crack whore gave me the penguin."
Penguinitis
A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system