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smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.

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by SpookyJudy on Feb 25, 2010 15:46:14

behavior not unlike Eddie Haskell (in Leave It To Beaver) or Tristan Farnon (in All Creatures Great and Small)

being a slimy, two-faced, back-stabbing, ego-centric arse

Example:
It's a wonder such a smarmy putz survives long enough to reproduce.

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by B. Baker on Jan 04, 2008 05:10:41

sleezy, self-centered and insincere. one whom has his own agenda which conflicts with the interests of others. very fake and/or two-faced.

Example:
the animation chair at a particular art school fort lauderdale, florida is an insincere smarmy bastard who treats students like lower life forms.

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by Smarmalade on Nov 19, 2006 11:48:04

Cheesy, pretentious, not as attractive as one thinks one is and/or greasy and slimy.

Also, that which is full of smarm.

Example:
Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.

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by Jane R. on Dec 17, 2004 01:40:46

Similar to slimey, but with an air of innocence and similar to kiss-ass, but with out the obviousness. Typically, a male, who gives brief but strong focussed attention to a number of females, often in the work-place, that is drippingly sweet, but carries the occasional lame sexual innuendo that is immediately retracted by a childlike expression. A man, usually a co-worker, or person in contact with large group of female potentials, with puppy-dog eyes, offering an insincere concern and easy compliments, who has (not-so-)hidden agenda accompanyiing his actions and conversation. Easy to discern for the experienced or for those who trust their intuition. Preys most easily on young and vulnerable. Is not harmful, but had own best interests at heart, which usually involve sex, or in the very least, creating self-directed admiration.

Example:
"I heard that the new supervisor from the new store is real smarmy."
"yeah, I met him, he's really 'nice' n' all, but yeah, he will smile and give you a little fake charm and feel you out to see how far he can take his comments and then he'll whimper that you don't like him or sing that you are the best and he'd do anything for you, all you need do is ask. I can't stand it when he comes around, attention seeking, because I look like I'm being rude, but he is so smarmy it repels me."
"I knew a smarmy guy once, ewww.. all my friends couldn't stand him either and the guys all thought he was a bit of a nerd, but they didn't really understand that he was smarmy."
"I had to explain smarmy to my ex-boyfriend, one night, after he introduced me to his co-worker who kept asking me personal, leading questions, hoping to create a trust and then find a loop-hole in my faithfulness to my guy."

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by Anonymous on May 20, 2003 15:51:47

the natural state of the frenchman

Example:
ah, you zee, we are french, wis our smarmy accents

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by T$ on Dec 01, 2005 12:22:26

1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame

Example:
Mario Lopez is a smarmy bastard.

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by daDebil on Jul 29, 2008 09:18:39

The way most shrinks act toward their patients.

Example:
Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?

smarmy

by Grirl on Feb 25, 2004 11:33:55

Smug, thinking you're better than all the other chodes.

Example:
He thinks he so much better than everyone! He has a smarmy look on his face.

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by pam/smashing pandora on Jul 30, 2005 05:03:54

generally the stereotype of the greasy, unwanted people that hit on any given person

Example:
1. Oh my god, that guy that just offered to buy me a drink is so SMARMY!

2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.

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