Peripheral

When a male pulls out his penis and flops it around so that people around him will catch a glimpse of it in their peripheral vision.



Peripherals
When a hot girl walks by, one tells another that they are using their peripherals. This is boy code and should not fall into the hands of the female gender. This is a major NO-NO since the female gender will then discover that they are talking about their 'hot' body parts.
Example:
DUDE, PERIPHERALS!

DUDE, I JUST GOT A HUGE BONER FROM MY PERIPHERALS.

MY PERIPHERALS GOT ME A BONER.

PERIPHERALS AT 3 O' CLOCK.


Peripherals
An attractive girl in various levels:
-Highest being Logitech or Razer. Sometimes F4ta1ity. (upper echelon type)
-Medium being Microsoft
-Lowest being Dynex or Rocketfish.
Example:
1st:"Check out those peripherals!... I'm guessin... Logitech."
2nd:"Ya, definitely Logitech. Go holler!"

3rd: "WTF holy shit Logitech!"
4th: "Uhhh no way man... totally open box Dynex man. *gag*"


Peripherate
The action of spinning proceeded by the action of bowing/displaying courtesy and then engaging in even more spinning.
Example:
The couple started to peripherate at the Meryton ball.


peripheral dick
When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.
Example:
*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.


Peripheral Wipe
A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Example:
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.


Peripheral Hot
The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual
Example:
Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."


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