pinched a loaf
by Hoopermazing on Sep 09, 2006 05:25:43
Pinching a loaf refers to when one's
sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a
pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
Example:
Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife:
Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can
push back our
reservations.
Pinching a loaf
by Bob on Apr 07, 2004 01:22:42
pinch a loaf
by a on Mar 27, 2000 16:25:55
pinch a loaf
by bingobastard on Mar 28, 2009 21:10:09
Example:
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late!
Pinch the loaf if you must!"
"Thanks for
suggesting that I pinch a loaf;
it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
Pinch-A-Loaf
by Monnor Cunn on Jul 20, 2010 10:39:36
pinch a loaf
by Light Joker on Jan 12, 2005 13:20:45
pinch a loaf
by Anonymous on May 09, 2003 01:43:19
Example:
"Pinch a loaf"
by Larry Latrino on Jul 22, 2006 06:31:03
pinch a loaf
by B. Steed on Jan 03, 2005 02:08:18
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your
bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In
the example below
you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.