Polar Bear
According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of
subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.See also: hogging, bbw,
ssbbw, last call, beer goggles,
sidewalk sale
Polar Bear
by Polar Bear Activist on Feb 13, 2013 11:51:36
A bear that is actually black but has white fur. Yes, if you shaved a
polar bear, he would have black skin. That's why his nose is also black.
Polar bears have 4 toes. Many people get confused and think they have 5 toes but they don't. They have four.
Polar bears like to eat fish and seals. They enjoy swimming and strutting their bear stuff in the
antarctic.
Never cuddle a
Polar bear because he will eat you.
Polar Bear
by BTLS fan, Bubba Army on Oct 30, 2006 16:37:34
Slang term usally heard on
trucker's CB channels, used to informed other
truckers of the presence of a police officer (
CHP). Polar Bear get the name from their white unmarked patrol vehicles.
Polar Bear
by MoeBitches on Nov 20, 2007 10:34:31
1. The coolest bear there is!
Polar bears are the only bears
that look like snow, they're all camouflaged and shit!
2. To describe a person with
good hiding skills.
Example:
2. (two kids playing
hide and seek)
Guy 1: Dude, where were you. your like a
polar bear I look for you for an hour.
Guy 2: Im not
gunna tell you my hiding spot!