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tampons

a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.

tampons

by fut nucker on Aug 01, 2020 00:16:29

long fluffy clouds that girls stick up there coochie to flavour them and then eat them

Example:
hey do you have any tampons i can borrow, i’m getting hungry

Tampon

by SlopNChop on Jun 08, 2017 08:39:50

A cotton tube with a string attached used to stick in a woman's vagina while she is on her period to absorb the blood and keep it from leaking out.

Example:
Chad : So I assume you were with Kiersten again last night since you two were late for work?
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!

tampon

by bryan18 on Aug 16, 2005 09:42:25

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.

Example:
The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school.

Tampon

by Kyle on Nov 03, 2003 11:48:21

Kryptonite for male species, especially when asked to purchase said item.

Example:
Please!! No!! Anything but the tampon!!

Tamponed

by shocksystem on Apr 30, 2011 03:56:03

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

Example:
My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

Tampon

by Misogyny on Apr 24, 2011 00:54:00

Something my little brother tried to stick up his asshole.

Example:
Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass!
Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie...

Tampon

by alessmax on May 17, 2011 11:06:03

You put them in your nose to stop the bleeding

Example:
Guy one: My nose is bleeding
Girl 1:*gives tampon*
Guy one: uhh
Girl 1: youll need it

Tampon

by Melodie on Jun 28, 2005 06:06:06

something women put in their vaginas to stop menstrual flow (blood) from going into their underwear. tampons are comfy and can be nice because you can swim in them. although comfy, they don't tend to be popular to girls that have only recently started menstruating because they're worried about something being stuck up their vagina and losing their virginity.

Example:
Girl: crap! i just got my period. where's a tampon?
Guy: don't say stuff like that.
Girl: oh shut-up. *goes into her backpack and takes out a tampon* i'll be right back, i just need to put my TAMPON in, then we can finish doing our homework.

*says the word tampon deliberately just to annoy the guy*

tampon

by Jake on Feb 21, 2004 12:15:34

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.

Example:
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !

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