Polynesian
Polynesian is a group of Pacific Islanders that care about their families more than anything. They are very athletic,big,buff,and more.They can fight and do more things like cook.
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Greatest Culture by far. Hawaiian pride, Maori pride, Tongan pride, Samoan pride, etc. All Polynesians are BEAST!!Polynesian
Greatest culture. Refers to, Cook Islanders, Samoans, Tongans, and all the other islands in Polynesia. People from there are very buff, muscular, eat heaps, recite the haka, religious and very good at fighting. Loves dancing and singing. Very Beast people.
Polynesians
People that make me question why the hell we celebrate European explorers
They made REAL discoveries, across a MASSIVE ocean, hundreds if not thousands of years before the Europeans, with far fewer resources, and, most importantly, WITHOUT MASSACRING INDIGENOUS POPULATIONS (none existed before them there)
They made REAL discoveries, across a MASSIVE ocean, hundreds if not thousands of years before the Europeans, with far fewer resources, and, most importantly, WITHOUT MASSACRING INDIGENOUS POPULATIONS (none existed before them there)
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a superhuman race of big calf having , l&l barbeque eating , haka reciting, football and rugby playing beasts.
Polynesian Sex
A week long, slow process to prepare for intense passionate intimacy. It is important to note that as you got through this process, neither you nor your partner are aloud to masterbate in any form during the 7days. 1st day only observing your partners body. 2nd day exploring their body with touch or taste (avoiding genitals and lips). 3rd day allowed to kiss a little. 4th day allowed to touch sensitive areas (not genitals yet). 5th day can do passionate things but still (no genitals). 6th day try and resist each other and not be around each other too much for the day. 7th day you are free to do as you like.
polynesian crunch
When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.
Example:
Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!
Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!
Polynesian Polish
Receiving a blow job while on holiday in the Hawaiian islands from a local polynesian. This act is most notably done on the beach or under a palm tree.
Example:
"Hey, did you hear about how Nick got a polynesian polish on the marching band trip to Hawaii?
"Hey, did you hear about how Nick got a polynesian polish on the marching band trip to Hawaii?
Polynesian Piledriver
To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.
Example:
Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver
Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver