Poog's
Piece of Oshawa Garbage.1. Live/Work in Oshawa2. Love Pajama Pants3. Straggely Hair4. Don't like Showers5. LOVE GM6. Work At General motors7. Buy their hats from convenience storesattend trillium college in the mall8. Enjoy long walks to the Methodone Clinic9. Own any GM or CAW apparel10. frequents the dalhousie area and attends UOIT/Durham pub nights in hopes of scoring someone with more than a high school diplomapooge
n.
1. The shelf of fat formed when a person who is overweight wears an extremely (or noticeably) tight shirt. This definition applies to the context of female obesity, only.
1. The shelf of fat formed when a person who is overweight wears an extremely (or noticeably) tight shirt. This definition applies to the context of female obesity, only.
Poog
A white, almost completely trashy male (not to be confused with a red-neck or hick) that:
1. Often has a mullet.
2. Wears clothing from thrift stores, including old sweatshirts with NASCAR, sports teams, or wolves/eagles.
3. Usually works in a factory or installing drywall, if he works at all.
4. Can be found driving an IROC, Dodge Spirit, or maybe an early 90s Caprice.
5. Smokes and drinks daily, but only the most cheap beer he can find.
6. Is often a 3-day millionaire; ending up in the local dive bar.
7. Can be seen on a bicycle, usually because of a license suspension from having too many DUI's.
8. Will often hang out with Poogers (See: Pooger)
9. Rarely has a full set of teeth.
10. Usually thin, adding to their poor-looking social status.
11. Will wear tapered Jordache jeans if possible, and any no-name sneakers he bought when Zellers was still open.
12. Listens to late 80s, early 90s big-hair rock.
13. When he talks, there are noticeable traces of a raspy smoker's voice, accompanied with beer breath.
14. Says "Fack" and "Cacksucker" commonly in conversation.
15. Jean jackets.
16. Always broke, but never admit to it being their fault.
1. Often has a mullet.
2. Wears clothing from thrift stores, including old sweatshirts with NASCAR, sports teams, or wolves/eagles.
3. Usually works in a factory or installing drywall, if he works at all.
4. Can be found driving an IROC, Dodge Spirit, or maybe an early 90s Caprice.
5. Smokes and drinks daily, but only the most cheap beer he can find.
6. Is often a 3-day millionaire; ending up in the local dive bar.
7. Can be seen on a bicycle, usually because of a license suspension from having too many DUI's.
8. Will often hang out with Poogers (See: Pooger)
9. Rarely has a full set of teeth.
10. Usually thin, adding to their poor-looking social status.
11. Will wear tapered Jordache jeans if possible, and any no-name sneakers he bought when Zellers was still open.
12. Listens to late 80s, early 90s big-hair rock.
13. When he talks, there are noticeable traces of a raspy smoker's voice, accompanied with beer breath.
14. Says "Fack" and "Cacksucker" commonly in conversation.
15. Jean jackets.
16. Always broke, but never admit to it being their fault.
Example:
"You don't want to go there. That's a Poog bar."
"Some Poog just asked me for a dollar eighty-five."
"I want to buy an '87 Monte Carlo, but is it too much of a Poogmobile?"
"They still make 'Champion' running shoes? I saw a Poog in a pair this morning at the Beer Store returning some empties."
"You don't want to go there. That's a Poog bar."
"Some Poog just asked me for a dollar eighty-five."
"I want to buy an '87 Monte Carlo, but is it too much of a Poogmobile?"
"They still make 'Champion' running shoes? I saw a Poog in a pair this morning at the Beer Store returning some empties."
Poog
A cute animal, or rarely, a cute object (like a stuffed animal for example). Also used to describe people, as if they were your pets. Plural is poogs, or sometimes poogies.
Pronounced as poog, not pooj. It's thought to be a mixture of the words 'puss' and 'pig'.
Also see: kittens or puppies.
Pronounced as poog, not pooj. It's thought to be a mixture of the words 'puss' and 'pig'.
Also see: kittens or puppies.
Poog
The mightiest of all men. He fights ignorant darkness in the name of wisdom, truth, courage, and honor.
Often accompanied by his brother and greatest Ally in the face of evil, Med.
Often accompanied by his brother and greatest Ally in the face of evil, Med.
Example:
Remember the Med and the Poog. Rejoice - for they shall lie in your hearts forever, if there you keep Them.
Remember the Med and the Poog. Rejoice - for they shall lie in your hearts forever, if there you keep Them.
poog
1. The act of tickling a weasel
2. The sound a weasel makes when tickled
3. The act of being royally owned, as if tickled like a weasel
2. The sound a weasel makes when tickled
3. The act of being royally owned, as if tickled like a weasel
Example:
1. Dude, I just pooged that weasel!
2. "Poog!" said the weasel.
3. Shit, you just got royally pooged at CS! OMG TEH 1337 |-|4x!!1!
1. Dude, I just pooged that weasel!
2. "Poog!" said the weasel.
3. Shit, you just got royally pooged at CS! OMG TEH 1337 |-|4x!!1!
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Poog
Wonderful being seen across some platforms of the internet. Known for speaking in third person, being non-binary, and doing no harm. The Cult of Poog are followers of Poog, and basically the most wholesome beings on the planet.
Example:
Person 1: Poog's motto is "Poog do no harm"
Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?
Person 1: Poog's motto is "Poog do no harm"
Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?
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Example:
"eww mommy poog" pipa said "no honey you mean poo-"POOG mommy POOG"she interrupts "ITS POOP HONEY NOW LETS WALK HOME OK"she yelled at her .
"eww mommy poog" pipa said "no honey you mean poo-"POOG mommy POOG"she interrupts "ITS POOP HONEY NOW LETS WALK HOME OK"she yelled at her .