Puberty

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there



Puberty
Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.
Example:
Fuck puberty


Puberty
That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging.

They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive.

(if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)
Example:
Mother: God donut rick! Our water bill is twice as much as it was last month! Is this a mistake?!

Father: Hunny... it's puberty.


Puberty
Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.
Example:
Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.


Puberty
the time where boys become horndogs and girls become sluts. really weird and crazy things happen during this time. its weird effect lasts on kids from around age 12 through 18. boys' winnies go from carrot to aubergine. girls grow boobs and hips and bleed uncontrollably every month for the next 3-4 decades or so. boys get taller and bigger and get a deeper voice thinking they'll become like john cena just to end up looking and sounding like a monster. both girls and boys get pimples on their face that may or may not be temporary (come every once in a while due to changes in hormonal levels). the pimples that are always there are caused by a skin condition called acne. boys grow a shit ton of hair practically everywhere on the body, but the most visible one is on the face. girls also grow hair but on less parts and in less amounts. both boys and girls also think about whatever makes them horny 24/7 such as a crush and wank off. basically, you morph into a horny gorilla. it's a pretty weird time. for some people this is more intense than others, the people with 7 crushes and that sleep with 20 people from their school per day or wank off 57 times per day.
Example:
-Hey *voice crack* do *voice crack* you *voice crack* wanna *voice crack* come *voice crack* over *voice crack* today *voice crack* to *voice crack* play *voice crack* video *voice crack* games? *huge voice crack*
-Damn bro, good luck

Puberty


Puberty
time in the life of a guy where he experiences multifunction penis frequently resulting in addictive behavior or frequent nocturnal emissions concomitantly magnifying interest in women

period wherein orgasm pleasure increases in duration and intensity every few weeks, ejaculation distance broadens while the penis expands in length and circumference, growth in ball volume, height, and weight, deepening of voice. For some this requires an upgrade from boxers to boxer briefs.
Example:
puberty yields a growth in physical and metaphysical dimensions


Puberty
The process of a male or female around there teens or pre teens, go through a change where hormones change some of the body's functions such as height, sexual organs, thoughts and so on and so forth. Also, it goes different for everbody so it can start as early as 10 or as late as maybe 14. Another change should be that you get "stinkier." because your sweat glands open up, and hair will grow every where excluding the places where it cant such as the feet, lips, eyelid and all of that.
Example:
kid 1: hey, my friend is acting really strange.... i wonder what is happening to him...

kid 2: well maybe he is going through puberty which makes him embarrassed be cause he gets erections whenever.

kid 1: oh ok.... so thats why

kid 2 yeah... dont worry though it'll happen to you too


Puberty
Puberty occurs in children and teenagers some time in age range of 10-18. Every child will go through puberty at some stage, whether that be earlier or later than their friends and classmates.

Girls: Puberty for girls usually occurs between the age's of 8-16. Sometimes girl's can start earlier or later. Many girls start at 10 years old. They start earlier than boy's and finish earlier too. They usually begin with breast development and growth that also brings acne due to the oil increase in the skin following pubic hair and underarm hair witch results in their first period. Normally they are 11-13 when they get their period. When they get their period they will continue to grow in different parts of their body, and can become 6cm's taller overall. They will also mature emotionally and become more mature. They usually develop love interests around 11 years old, although some girls may not develop sexual feelings until they are older. When they finish puberty they are a full woman. This usually takes until they are about 14 or over, depending how early or late they started.

Boys: Boys start puberty later than girls, around 12 years of age. When they start puberty they will have acne, like girls, and be more sweaty. Their genitals will grow longer and pubic hair will develop. Boys will build more interest in girls and may even feel more sexual feelings at the age of 16. They will become tall and their voices will get even more deeper. Facial hair may develop later.
Example:
Gabby:''I hate puberty!!''
Karen: ''I know, i just started my period. It doesn't half hurt''
Jake: ''James just admitted he loves karen!''
Friend: ''You see... -.-''


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