Ragtime Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Ragtime

A form of syncopated music with a lively melodic line and a steady bass line that was popular from 1890-1920.

Ragtime

by MoxiliciousK2 on Apr 23, 2007 05:30:03

Something that someone says that another considers foolish; absurd; an absurd comment

Example:
"Oh Carol, you're talking ragtime."

Ragtime

by Joe W. on Sep 11, 2004 12:11:49

When a female goes through that certain period of her menstrual cycle.

Example:
Dude, look at your pants...I think it's ragtime.

ragtiming

by Jeffrey Ang on Mar 05, 2003 04:39:03

to show off.

Example:
he was ragtiming like a fool.

ragtime festival

by lemon40 on Oct 10, 2007 20:46:27

When a group of women all get their periods at the same time.

Example:
At the office today, it was nothing but a ragtime festival. All of the women in accounting were bitching about the vending machine being out of chocolate - the whole freakin' day.

Ragtime blues

by Spidey Sutra on Jan 07, 2009 12:20:28

1) The depression one feels when one's lover is experiencing heavy flow menstruation and sex is not an option.
2) The frustration of abstaining from sex while experiencing menstruation

Derived from the words "rag and "blue" which describe a sanitary napkin and the color of testicles containing overabundant semen respectively.

Example:
1)"What's the matter? Not getting any from Amy?"

"It's been the ragtime blues lately."

2)"What's the matter, Amy? Ragtime Blues?"

Ragtime Shuffle

by Shiker on Nov 02, 2010 20:39:06

The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.

Example:
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.

2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.

ragtime bullshit

by Doc Sigma on Sep 25, 2003 03:47:31

Random incoherent babbling, often caused by one being drunk.

Example:
You really need to lay off the ragtime bullshit, man.

Ragtime Gal

by Snoopwhat on Dec 18, 2007 08:34:23

Slang terminology for a women on her period

Example:
"I just found a tampax wrapper in the bathroom. Hello my babe, hello my darlin', hello my Ragtime Gal!"

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

by Mack 10 the knife on Feb 24, 2010 13:15:20

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Example:
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

Thespian, stupid idiot, unpredictable, Obama supporter, Cool Cool, Nail me to the cross, swagg, basian, ghettoistic, Ye, weirded out, trust fund, Beamer, Babygirl, man shit, Maybe next weekend, Sunrise, ligand substitution, Heroes, meet up, old hag, negro, We got, firewood, good run, BTG, already found, malcom, Port Kembla, Emerica, the decline, Spank Rock, LaPaglia, no goat, antelope, gona, the ever, neechy, long hill, suggestion, Suki Waterhouse, Half a heart warrior, jag, define it, My nut, black out, glass window, bulls on parade, its like whatever, throwin stacks, effective, fed, picked on, the Chuck, YEAHHH, WA, Ellen DeGeneres, knucks, follow, wuz, gnostic, white unicorn, dark area, FUCKED UP, Best rapper alive, right all along, Scripps Ranch, reverence, ferret, Lura, beckoning, pre-relationship, Gnu, go with, snuffed, Indiana, speedo, FD, golden gavel, go play golf, liberal ploy, Try-Hard, the job, the highlands, got a bag, take it in the ass, Countless, T-Top, you won, getting it on, At this time, in to you, for the fuck of it, if you say so, yellow skin, yeah eh, all in the family, nullers, UNLABELED, M10, Gimme, Romeo, dazed, good neighbor, Got It Going On, Effect, player of the Year, strolled, me best, Claire, rELBJALUD, veh, quebecer, neary, Smoke a blunt, comparing, Eew, to the base, cleared, Before You Go, bæsj, clouting, Mike Myers, headstrong, the total package, the nice, Hurricane Chris, All day, a Jill, no case, A melissa, GIGA DRILL BREAKER!, Eaux deKal, intriguity, crab lice, Old fashioned, eh eh eh, Geary, mental breakdown, slayed, Inside outside, demoed, Infested, geography test, fridging, waifs, loyal to a fault, Kill Bill, Only the brave, Pullin a Theo, tree trunk, Set-It-Off, would go, God Of Death, a Creature, ying yang twins, road head, computer user, Salvation Army, Tapioca Express, PlayStation, One Wipe Wonder, get in them guts, judgemental, Yassify, Springsteened, Appleton, November 3rd, bash bash, pitcher, sexy eyes challenge, fleek, break, Gouri, hagelslag, own cum, loves it, Rori, no nut november, Beluga, Old Lady, touhou, German efficiency, saying, SO FUCK YOU, ex-boyfriend, bring the pain, Skunky Pete, sensational, fall back on, Finnaly, born that way, the violin, card, Hit List, gore not core, crossdresser, whew, Coast, Nat, Ragtime, Thespian, stupid idiot, unpredictable, Obama supporter, Cool Cool, Nail me to the cross, swagg, basian, ghettoistic, Ye, weirded out, trust fund, Beamer, Babygirl, man shit, Maybe next weekend, Sunrise, ligand substitution, Heroes, meet up, old hag, negro, We got, firewood, good run, BTG, already found, malcom, Port Kembla, Emerica, the decline, Spank Rock, LaPaglia, no goat, antelope, gona, the ever, neechy, long hill, suggestion, Suki Waterhouse, Half a heart warrior, jag, define it, My nut, black out, glass window, bulls on parade, its like whatever, throwin stacks, effective, fed, picked on, the Chuck, YEAHHH, WA, Ellen DeGeneres, knucks, follow, wuz, gnostic, white unicorn, dark area, FUCKED UP, Best rapper alive, right all along, Scripps Ranch, reverence, ferret, Lura, beckoning, pre-relationship, Gnu, go with, snuffed, Indiana, speedo, FD, golden gavel, go play golf, liberal ploy, Try-Hard, the job, the highlands, got a bag, take it in the ass, Countless, T-Top, you won, getting it on, At this time, in to you, for the fuck of it, if you say so, yellow skin, yeah eh, all in the family, nullers, UNLABELED, M10, Gimme, Romeo, dazed, good neighbor, Got It Going On, Effect, player of the Year, strolled, me best, Claire, rELBJALUD, veh, quebecer, neary, Smoke a blunt, comparing, Eew, to the base, cleared, Before You Go, bæsj, clouting, Mike Myers, headstrong, the total package, the nice, Hurricane Chris, All day, a Jill, no case, A melissa, GIGA DRILL BREAKER!, Eaux deKal, intriguity, crab lice, Old fashioned, eh eh eh, Geary, mental breakdown, slayed, Inside outside, demoed, Infested, geography test, fridging, waifs, loyal to a fault, Kill Bill, Only the brave, Pullin a Theo, tree trunk, Set-It-Off, would go, God Of Death, a Creature, ying yang twins, road head, computer user, Salvation Army, Tapioca Express, PlayStation, One Wipe Wonder, get in them guts, judgemental, Yassify, Springsteened, Appleton, November 3rd, bash bash, pitcher, sexy eyes challenge, fleek, break, Gouri, hagelslag, own cum, loves it, Rori, no nut november, Beluga, Old Lady, touhou, German efficiency, saying, SO FUCK YOU, ex-boyfriend, bring the pain, Skunky Pete, sensational, fall back on, Finnaly, born that way, the violin, card, Hit List, gore not core, crossdresser, whew, Coast,