Expresses emphasis to a statement. (Real life=Deadass)

1) n. Your actual life, not your internet one. irl - in real life.
2) n. A comic by Greg Dean.

A video game that used to have some awesome graphics, but has always had the worst gameplay ever. At this point, the graphics are pretty obsolete compared to the powers of Frostbite 2, Unreal engine 3, and Cryengine 3. Developer God has not released any info of a new Real Life with up to date graphics, and decent gameplay. Possibly the most expensive game ever because you will find yourself spending millions every year just to keep playing. Complete waste of money. I suggest you turn your attention to Skyrim, Crysis, Halo, and really anything that has been made with at least Frostbite 1 looking graphics.

A secret way of calling someone a weirdo

When you hear these words on the radio, you better shut up and listen. Queen is about to blow you away.

Worst MMO ever.So, starting from the beginning.You cannot customize your character at the start of the game ,it gets auto generated for you. Everyone by default starts as a warrior class , and you're not able to change it until you've played the game long enough.The tutorial last 18 years or longer, and you can't skip it.After the tutorial is over you have to select a profession. You'll get a limited amount of choices ,depending on how well you did in the tutorial.The most overpowered class is Politician.They have these god damn crowd control abilities which can affect thousand of players at once.Most of the trolls in the game go for this profession.After you've chosen the profession ,it's all grinding until the end of the game.This game IS NOT FREE ,do not believe the false advertisements!There are hidden fees ,called taxes which you have to pay. If you don't pay this fee ,your characters armor automatically becomes Dirty rags Of the hobo ,your house turns into Flimsy cardboard box and your mount becomes Rusty shopping cart.The PVP sucks ass. Most of the time a single hit is enough to kill someone. All the weapons are overpowered, there are even weapons which can wipe out entire cities. Oh and if you insist on doing pvp ,you can't do it anywhere. Doing pvp in the wron zone will aggro The Police.If you ignore them or use you weapon , you will most likely aggro even more of them ,or even have elites like "SWAT" or "FBI" attack you.

A world with no admin controls.

N. A term used when something redunkulous just happened. Generally used when one is in complete shock and can't put into words what they are thinking.

N. A term used when something really good happened and one is extremely happy. Substitute for OMG, Seriously?, or Are you kidding me?

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.