Red Light

The moment just prior to having uncontrollable diarrhoea. A red light gives you approximately 10 seconds to make it to the bathroom before wherever you are becomes ground zero for a "pooclear" explosion.



Red Light
A game played by two people where player 1 puts their hand up player 2's pants, if player 2 gets uncomfortable they say "red light," this means player 1 wins. If player 1 gets uncomfortable and takes their hand out of player 2's pants, player 2 wins. If player 1 touches player 2's genitals, it is considered a draw.
Example:
Player 1: Want to play 'Red Light'
Player 2: sure!
(Player 1 slowly moves their hand up player 2's pants until they are just about to touch their scrotum)
Player 2: RED LIGHT!!!
(Even though player 1 has won they continue and end up giving player 2 a handjob)


Red Light
A way of telling someone to be quiet, or shut up. Or it can be used a way to interrupt.
Example:
*Girl Talking Shit*
Girl 1 - OMG. She's such a slut, like I would kick her ass.
Girl 2 - I'm going to have to red light you real quick. Stop talking shit.

OR.
*Two males in fight*
Guy - Is it a scrap? Like what's good? Nize it.
Guy 2 - Nize it? RED LIGHT, RED LIGHT. Come at me then.


Red Light
A warning to tell someone when they've said a sexual/racist/sexist/rude comment.
Example:
1."There are 2 things I like about THAT sweatshirt....*hint hint* your boobs."
"um, thats a Red Light comment, sir!"

2."Do all black people like fried chicken, delvohn?"
"Red light."
"oh, sorry"


Red-lighting
Red-lighting/to red-light is to draw unwanted attention to yourself or another person, usually when committing a criminal act or trying to get away with something shady.

You risk red-lighting yourself &/or another person by behaving in a manner that may elicit unwanted scrutiny.

In Australia the saying is usually used by those who have a criminal background and tends to be associated with people from that demographic.

Examples;
Sitting in a car for an extended period of time when waiting to score.
Being under the influence when dealing with authority figures.

Engaging in avoidable, often pointless activities that put a person at risk of discovery when they would otherwise be in a position to evade notice such as;
driving a few km over the speed limit, using your mobile while driving, stealing something trivial, engaging in unnecessary conflict (verbal or otherwise), littering and so on.
Example:
"Mate, I ended up red-lighting myself something bad waiting for Jimbo to show."

"You're just going to red-light yourself driving to Springvale in that car."


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