Restraining order

The purpose of restraining orders are to employ lawyers. This is a 2 part process. The primary lawyer gets paid to file the restraining order. The secondary lawyer gets paid to defend the perp when they violate the order....usually because the order is total bullshit and used by a STBX to gain the upper hand ( and the house) in the divorce.



restraining order
Example:
Phoebe: Where are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!
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Restraining Order Barbie
A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.
Example:
Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.


vaginal restraining order
n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.
Example:
Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice...

Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!


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