italian restraining order
by ParkRoote on Apr 12, 2008 00:38:48
Restraining Order Barbie
by sorkab on Aug 19, 2010 19:57:31
A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy,
shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer
inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a
restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.
Example:
Leon met
Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and
keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He
wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.
vaginal restraining order
by DamienSphinx on Jul 03, 2011 09:58:17
n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a
restraining order against women who are
massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who
are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.
Example:
Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny?
She seems nice...
Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a
stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family
against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!