Not a dolphin

Dolphining is the practice of posting a status message by using someone else's Facebook account. The status message is intended as a prank, and has the purpose of showing the world that the owner of the account was foolish enough to allow somebody else to access his/her Facebook account. Examples of foolishness include forgetting a personal computer unlocked, or leaving a mobile phone laying around.The name comes from the fact that the status message has to contain the word "dolphin," or be talking about dolphins. This way, whoever sees the messages instantly knows about its nature and can laugh at the victim.After realizing that he/she has been "dolphined," there is a strict honor code that the victim has to follow. In particular, the message can be deleted only if none of the victim's friends has liked it yet. If the post receives at least one like it will have to be left unchanged and accessible forever, as a testimony of the victim's lameness in allowing someone else to access her Facebook.



Dolphining
The noise in which a female makes when a man's penis slips into the wrong hole.
Example:
"Mark, I heard Sarah dolphining again last night. You guys have got to stop using KY."


Dolphin
A Dolphin Is a human being from the female gender ,whom has NO ass ( buttocks). The name dolphin is in comparison to having nothing but a hole on ones backside. Cheeck-less women can still live ordinary lives , some shorter endowed males need dolphin pussy because the booty cock blocks like a jealous friend
Example:
I'd like to flipper upside down and eat that dolphins a hole


Dolphins
They jump in the waves

Their beauty astonishing

Acting like dancers

Sleek bodies, fins, tails
Underwater, out again

Swimming through the sea

Dazzled me when I saw
Catching fish their only goal
Took my breath away
Example:
Dolphins amaze me.


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