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in chair

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.

The chair

by Ceejay44 on Aug 26, 2017 07:16:43

The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.

Example:
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."

Chair

by PoozerHater on Jun 02, 2010 03:33:31

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?

Example:
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.

chaire

by bowgart consumer on Nov 18, 2022 00:41:16

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire

Example:
Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.

Chair

by ThatOneChair on Feb 25, 2020 04:05:10

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

Example:
"why is the chair talking?"

chair

by casablanca10 on Apr 22, 2009 10:13:17

a fun sized couch

Example:
fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.

chair

by isugirl on Feb 28, 2014 07:44:45

a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter

Example:
"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."

Chaired

by VandyBoys on Aug 21, 2019 08:03:26

When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat

Example:
Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.

Chairing

by Pablokeene89 on Feb 15, 2018 08:29:55

A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty

Example:
Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.

Chair

by iree8 on Oct 01, 2011 23:29:25

The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl.
Chuck is played by Ed Westwick
Blair is played by Leighton Meester

Example:
My perfect couple in GG is Chair.

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