cobblers
Balls.English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).the cobbler
Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
cobbler
A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Example:
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
cobbler
Cobbler
British slang for those small/medium sized poo balls that you get when you are extremely constipated. They often look like rabbit droppings especially when they come out the anus hole with reduce in size.
Example:
Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!
Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!
Cobbler
Cobbler
n. A police officer. Derivative of cop, copper. See also popo, smokey, the fuzz, 5-0. Most often used in the plural, i.e. the cobblers.
Example:
Our apartment got broken into. The cobblers said they wouldn't dust for prints.
We were high as birds and being really loud only to find out that the cobblers were parked right around the corner.
Our apartment got broken into. The cobblers said they wouldn't dust for prints.
We were high as birds and being really loud only to find out that the cobblers were parked right around the corner.
Cobbler
n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
Example:
Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
cobbler
the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.