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Runny eggs

Runny eggs is when you're fucking a diseased prostitute from behind, and just before you cum you pop all the herpes sores and syphillitic lesions on her back, gathering the pus and runoff into the middle. You then shoot your load into the mess, and Voila! Runny eggs! Bonus if you gather it all into a frying pan, cook it up, then make her eat it. Double bonus: if you were drilling her in the shitter and part of your culinary masterpiece includes random feces castoff aka bacon bits.

Runny Egg

by MyDogSkip on Aug 03, 2010 10:57:12

when a man ejaculates onto a skillet, or other hot cooking surface, and sears his semen on Medium High to High for anywhere from 2-4 minutes, until desired consistency is met. Upon which the resulting, runny-egg-like substance is then fed to his partner as an entree.

Example:
Kirsten gobbled up the runny egg I cooked for her last night.

Runny Egg

by chaseisab*tch on Feb 19, 2021 01:37:54

Where a man cracks an egg and pors the yolk down a Womens Vag, He then sticks his finger in her and Sters and swishes it around as fast as he can until the women is moaning very loud and squirts in the egg mixture. Then he will proceed to take a straw and drink it out of her while sticking his finger up her ass.

Example:
Yo i gave my girl a Runny Egg, last night it was fun.

runny egg ass

by toomanyumbrellas on Nov 24, 2009 03:54:47

A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.

Example:
Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."

Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"

Second definition:

Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."

Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"

Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."

catch the runny egg

by Tbean15 on Jan 08, 2018 10:34:15

When a man plays with a women’s boobs like a runny egg yolk

Example:
Look John is playing a game of catch the runny egg give him some space.

Mississippi runny eggs

by painthuffer52 on Apr 10, 2025 01:32:45

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).

Example:
My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.

Runny Egg

by El Pitoso on Nov 20, 2023 05:45:54

An act during sex where the man ejaculates on his partners nipple

Example:
I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg

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