tutor
telling your parents your tutoring a friend and then when u "tutor" them actually having a crazy make out session and going into to activities such as Netflix and chill. One word of advice (GRAB DAT ASS!!)tutor
A type of weedsmoking device that is similar to a bong but made without a gauze. The usual method is cutting a square of tin from a can, rolling it up and taping it together. This is then inserted into a plastic bottle with a little water in it. A plug of tobacco is pushed down the pipe and the weed or resin is put on top of it. A hit hole is made in the side of the bottle and the user inhales until the whole plug is burning profusely, at which point the hit hole is released and the plug is sucked through down into the water. This causes a lot of smoke to be inhaled at once.
Tutor
A tutor is not a "bong." A tutor is similar to a teacher, except unlike a teacher, a tutor is able to offer students one-on-one attention and actually explain difficult concepts so that they make sense.
Tutors are often students themselves, volunteering their time to fulfill one or more of these objectives:
a) Fill their resumes or
b) Actually help kids or
c) Make money
Whether in it for a, b, or c, most tutors know what they're doing.
Tutors are often students themselves, volunteering their time to fulfill one or more of these objectives:
a) Fill their resumes or
b) Actually help kids or
c) Make money
Whether in it for a, b, or c, most tutors know what they're doing.
Example:
Samantha: Can you go out for lunch?
Sherry: I can't. I'm tutoring.
Samantha: You mean smoking a bong?
Sherry: No; I tutor kids in subjects like algebra and writing. Like a teacher?
Samantha: But the internet defines a tutor as a bong!
Sherry: Not anymore.
Samantha: Can you go out for lunch?
Sherry: I can't. I'm tutoring.
Samantha: You mean smoking a bong?
Sherry: No; I tutor kids in subjects like algebra and writing. Like a teacher?
Samantha: But the internet defines a tutor as a bong!
Sherry: Not anymore.
Tutor
tutoring
Example:
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.
tutoral
tutors
these are people who are untrustworthy. They steal things all the time and lie to you on a regular basis. The highlight of a tutors day is stealing a register from a dwyer.
tutoritis
A totally feeling of not being able to help your student as a tutor, you have tried everything. You are pale, sad, angry, and at your wits end and you must run to your colleagues at the tutoring center to vent. You hide out in the kitchen of the center
Getting Tutored
To get a vasectomy.
From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"