scholarship
Example:
Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night
Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night
scholarship
Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.
Example:
Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".
Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.
Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".
Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.
scholarshipping
the act of looking at a scholarship website and praying that something applicable will turn up. then mailing out countless applications in hopes that someone else will be kind enough to pay your substantial college debts for you
Example:
I wasted a perfectly good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative Population Growth (NPG) scholarship
I wasted a perfectly good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative Population Growth (NPG) scholarship
scholarship
Example:
One student from my class was the recipient of the DuPage County Health Improvement Association Scholarship! He doesn't have to pay for school this semester!
One student from my class was the recipient of the DuPage County Health Improvement Association Scholarship! He doesn't have to pay for school this semester!
scholarship
When someone is paying the bill for you. Example: When a guy buys you a drink at the bar, you are on scholarship.
scholarship
Example:
"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me
"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me
scholarshipitis
the opposite of senioritis
The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.
When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.
The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.
When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.
athletic scholarship
Example:
James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.
Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.
James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.
James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.
Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.
James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.