scholarships

A biyatch giving you head. free brain.



scholarship
Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.
Example:
Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".

Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.


scholarshipping
the act of looking at a scholarship website and praying that something applicable will turn up. then mailing out countless applications in hopes that someone else will be kind enough to pay your substantial college debts for you
Example:
I wasted a perfectly good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative Population Growth (NPG) scholarship


scholarship
When someone is paying the bill for you. Example: When a guy buys you a drink at the bar, you are on scholarship.
Example:
I am on scholarship, I just got a free drink!


scholarship
A very special award you may earn during graduation, which is basically money good toward college.
Example:
"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me


scholarshipitis
the opposite of senioritis

The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.

When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.
Example:
Brittany: Just got a 5 on all four of her AP exams
Bob: Yea she has scholarshipitis


athletic scholarship
How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.
Example:
James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.

Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.

James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.


Latest Searches

sneaky, Oh Sh, Gonna Kill It, Aged, to dress up, catfish, noodle boiler, simmering, gts, third class, virgin, freeing, ANDREI, 2 inches, Hitch-it, Kindergartener, The KKK, woodwinds, hooman, The Real Housewives, Yes we can, foreskins, in his ass, raining, Hitch, anticipation high, Let Me Down, Bacterial Vaginosis, scrappin, Hong Kong Special, hot girl, Claim it, Pyre, Afw, good buddy, The grip, Anticipational, pullin up, strip mall, fluffers, SEGGS, fundamental, wasted time, Russian River, toy, yo mamma, packin, male prostitute, bx, critical ops, Tarquin, a team, Hey Girl Hey, Sofa King Cool, what the man, Wimp, Ruby Red, stall it, primp, linear, mons, Billy Kennedy, sikh, abundance, rolling stop, ma, affirmation, Mandark, QR, from the depths, elitism, the pilgrimage, Big Dick, cutting wood, Kim Seokjin, Dineli, man-dude-guy-pal, Deviantart, Lavatory Load, Wuzzy, a Penguin, Stench, It just works, cut offs, hit 0, tell off, eh, generator, Kenting, someshit, Nsync, hoc-block, walk through, side chick, winding, Enemy, bout to hit, Night at the Opera, disciplined, big fan, Kwanzaa, caution, back seat, your family, Santa Clarita, swanky, Twiddle, A Sarah Palin, on the spot, questionable, Disney Channel, ITW, fest, Doggy-style, Mayn, dropped the F bomb, we todd did, get serious, indoor sports, the story, smoothly, I love him, NSR, E3, this CUNT, Anna, The trashcan, Sur Trece, The Cube, eg, Calne, AAM, Raleigh, You fried, Death Note, Rockville Centre, main tank, thas it, scobie, Vendy legs, quantity, Fuck outta here, dreamwastaken, aim, computator, so what, indie games, veni vedi vici, subscribers, Madison Avenue, Say Amen, The Kauffman, grips, chillz, Sheem, clean, respectable, shooter, Sioux City, ass hottie, hypo-frantic, 3 day, My Violette, Koalas, TIFU, jutsu, Nuno, simulator, milky boobs, GanBJrasta rap music, mexicanized, the Norman, the Carnival, bubble wrap, proper hello, Pastes, shibby, Dessert, canoes, Arnel, Did you know?, insectoid, Shock rock, silent death, locution, G Unit, pressurized, the Chef, ticks, cutmeout, Schnoz, strip club, Drunkard, veiner, pigeon, the shop, Nirvana, hour bitch, GT-R R35, sappy, scholarships, sneaky, Oh Sh, Gonna Kill It, Aged, to dress up, catfish, noodle boiler, simmering, gts, third class, virgin, freeing, ANDREI, 2 inches, Hitch-it, Kindergartener, The KKK, woodwinds, hooman, The Real Housewives, Yes we can, foreskins, in his ass, raining, Hitch, anticipation high, Let Me Down, Bacterial Vaginosis, scrappin, Hong Kong Special, hot girl, Claim it, Pyre, Afw, good buddy, The grip, Anticipational, pullin up, strip mall, fluffers, SEGGS, fundamental, wasted time, Russian River, toy, yo mamma, packin, male prostitute, bx, critical ops, Tarquin, a team, Hey Girl Hey, Sofa King Cool, what the man, Wimp, Ruby Red, stall it, primp, linear, mons, Billy Kennedy, sikh, abundance, rolling stop, ma, affirmation, Mandark, QR, from the depths, elitism, the pilgrimage, Big Dick, cutting wood, Kim Seokjin, Dineli, man-dude-guy-pal, Deviantart, Lavatory Load, Wuzzy, a Penguin, Stench, It just works, cut offs, hit 0, tell off, eh, generator, Kenting, someshit, Nsync, hoc-block, walk through, side chick, winding, Enemy, bout to hit, Night at the Opera, disciplined, big fan, Kwanzaa, caution, back seat, your family, Santa Clarita, swanky, Twiddle, A Sarah Palin, on the spot, questionable, Disney Channel, ITW, fest, Doggy-style, Mayn, dropped the F bomb, we todd did, get serious, indoor sports, the story, smoothly, I love him, NSR, E3, this CUNT, Anna, The trashcan, Sur Trece, The Cube, eg, Calne, AAM, Raleigh, You fried, Death Note, Rockville Centre, main tank, thas it, scobie, Vendy legs, quantity, Fuck outta here, dreamwastaken, aim, computator, so what, indie games, veni vedi vici, subscribers, Madison Avenue, Say Amen, The Kauffman, grips, chillz, Sheem, clean, respectable, shooter, Sioux City, ass hottie, hypo-frantic, 3 day, My Violette, Koalas, TIFU, jutsu, Nuno, simulator, milky boobs, GanBJrasta rap music, mexicanized, the Norman, the Carnival, bubble wrap, proper hello, Pastes, shibby, Dessert, canoes, Arnel, Did you know?, insectoid, Shock rock, silent death, locution, G Unit, pressurized, the Chef, ticks, cutmeout, Schnoz, strip club, Drunkard, veiner, pigeon, the shop, Nirvana, hour bitch, GT-R R35,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!