shortstop

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.



shortstop
This term is used to describe any single woman who is deemed capable of forming a sexual bond (long or short term).
Example:
Young man arriving at bar: "Yo, are there any good shortstops available?"

Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."


shortstop
A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.

Example:
After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.


Shortstop
Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.
Example:
I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.


Shortstop
In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
Example:
Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.


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