force field

Any obstruction that could block you in any way, but does not block you if you move to the left or right in any measurable distance.



Force Field
Force field:
verb: the act of putting up a metaphorical or litteral barrier between yourself (the victim) and the forcee, in order to prevent furcher enforcement. There are many different techniques in deploying the force field, usually relating to the speed of which it is deployed. Also, there are many different types of focefields, some are more effective than others, depending on the creepiness of the enforcer.

Noun: the actual barrier that is used to shield oneself (or a group) from a particular force.
Example:
Example: My boy Johnny Mac was being schemed on by this butch chick, so he threw up his force field and she immediatly backed off.


force field shit
When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.
Example:
Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.


force field of hostility
Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.
Example:
“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”


scrubby kid force field
a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.
Example:
"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."


Level 8 Force Field
A level 8 Force Field is one of the strongest defenses against opposing forces. A level 8 force field will protect against the following:

kisses
dogs
cats
love vibes
roommates
shouts
children
green vegetables
any projectile shot, thrown, or kicked

Noone knows if a level 9 has been discovered yet but scientists are awaiting further information on experiments. The only thing that can break a level 8 force field is the person who placed it, crossing over the threshold on which the force field was placed over
Example:
MY LOVE VIBES WILL REACH YOU, DAMNIT!!!
~sends vibes~

level 8 force field placed
~vibes blocked~


Force field kid
The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
Example:
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."


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