pulling a Tom
gradually moving towards the person that you are talking to and into the middle a a social circle, and the when the people behind you start to complain, turning around rapidly so that your oversized backback hits the people that you were just talking to, making everyone in some way adjetated and humored at the same timePulling a Tom
Pulling a Tom has 2 definitions:
1. Playing so far behind turrets you may as well be afk.
2. Stealing your boy's girl.
1. Playing so far behind turrets you may as well be afk.
2. Stealing your boy's girl.
Example:
He's pulling a Tom again and stood behind the tier 2 turrets.
He's pulling a Tom and stole my girl.
He's pulling a Tom again and stood behind the tier 2 turrets.
He's pulling a Tom and stole my girl.
Pulling a Tom
Pulling a Tom K
When a friend of yours who has tirelessly rooted for a particular sports team for decades all of a sudden roots for their arch rival to win a championship after your team has been eliminated.
Example:
Fan #1: Man - you hear about how Rick was pulling for UVA basketball after VT lost the other night? Said it was "good" for the ACC in general?
Fan #2: That dumbass is pulling a Tom K!
Fan #1: Man - you hear about how Rick was pulling for UVA basketball after VT lost the other night? Said it was "good" for the ACC in general?
Fan #2: That dumbass is pulling a Tom K!
Pull a Tom
On a social network site, friend requesting random people is pulling a Tom. Comes from Tom on MySpace, who is your first friend.
(Is often a person with no real friend.)
(Is often a person with no real friend.)
Example:
Ali: Woah, did you see Mark's frriend list? He has over 670 friends!
Denise: Yeah, he sure as hell knows how to pull a Tom.
Ali: Woah, did you see Mark's frriend list? He has over 670 friends!
Denise: Yeah, he sure as hell knows how to pull a Tom.
Pulled a Tom Hunt
Snapping one's banjo String, whilst having sex when a girls clunge is dryer than a nun's chuff, or trying when a girls sleeping, even slipping it into a crease in the thigh, or up the old stink pipe without any lube.
Example:
Man my girls clunge was so dry last night I "Pulled a Tom Hunt"!! Blood was all over the gash....
Tried sneaking it up my bitch's dirtbox and I "Pulled a Tom Hunt" ....
Man my girls clunge was so dry last night I "Pulled a Tom Hunt"!! Blood was all over the gash....
Tried sneaking it up my bitch's dirtbox and I "Pulled a Tom Hunt" ....
pulling a tom wargo
Making long winded trolling posts on various sites designed to obfuscate the issue with straw man arguments. A very complex, well thought out, and confusing troll. Usually stating a republican, right wing nutjob stance in order to piss off as many people as possible.
Example:
pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)
"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?
"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"
A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"
etc etc etc
pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)
"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?
"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"
A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"
etc etc etc
Pulling a Tom Brady
When the unthinkable happens! Negating a 25 Pt deficit to Defeat The Falcons in 1st OT in Super Bowl history winning a 5th title. Yea....That kinda feeling of that level of accomplishment! 😁
Example:
My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!
My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!
pulling a Tom Kaulitz
The act of making an appearance looking like you just rolled out of bed and you don't give a shit.
Stems from Tokio Hotel's guitarist Tom Kaulitz.
Stems from Tokio Hotel's guitarist Tom Kaulitz.
Example:
this guy's designer baseball cap is sitting more askew than usual and he looks like he's about to nod off on national TV, he must be pulling a Tom Kaulitz.
this guy's designer baseball cap is sitting more askew than usual and he looks like he's about to nod off on national TV, he must be pulling a Tom Kaulitz.