SENIORITIS

A disease affecting mostly high school seniors.symptoms include:- laziness- lack of motivation- excessive absences in school- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)- feeling of hopelessness- thoughts of giving up- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not- STRESS a lot of stress- more stress- constant tired feeling- irritable about everything- panic feelingThe only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.



senior
The very last year of high school. At the end of this school year comes graduation. Most kids are relieved that the hell of homework, drama, friends, and boring shit is over.
Example:
YES! I'm finally a high school senior! I've been in the fucking school system for the past 12 years. 12 years of hell! It's over! WOOO graduation!


Senioritis
noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.
Example:
Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns?

Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I got senioritis.


Seniority
when people are placed in a higher position solely based on age. This concept is unfortunately present in many high school sports teams, especially tennis teams.
Example:
person 1: hey did you make varsity?
person 2: no
person 1: why?
person 2: seniority
literally every person ever: ohhh, that sucks


Senior
The highest possible rank in the high school hierarchy. Fourth years are the best of the best - they've survived three years of being mocked by the grades above them and are determined to make the three years below them suffer the same way. They've got power, connections, sometimes weed, and a shitload of exams coming their way, which they'll likely either completely ace or completely fail.
Example:
Guy 1, pointing at another guy: Who's that?

Guy 2: That's a senior. I don't remember his name, but we should bow while he walks by or he'll get his connections to murder us.

Guy 1: Oh shit.


Senioritis
A deadly disease that strikes high school seniors. This disease makes seniors wear really smelly clothes, over styling their hair and the boys don't care about shaving anymore. It also allows seniors to make excuses for not coming to school repeatedly and it also allows them to party and get drunk as hell like college kids until they get in trouble with the police. Only cures are to put them in college or graduation.
Example:
Junior: Hey man, where have you been? I haven't seen you at school for two months.
Senior: Dude, I have Senioritis. I don't give a shit about my grades anymore.


senior
Last year of high school. Basically there to tear shit up. Last chance to not give a fuck before stepping out into the real world. Last homecomings. Last chance to play sports for some of us. Last chance to show people who you are. The year where you go balls out.
Example:
Freshmen girl- "OMG is he a senior?!"
Other freshmen girl-"yes"
Freshmen girl 1-"What a badass"


senioritis
The feeling you get when you have a college acceptance letter in one hand, a Cinnabon in the other hand, and you jack it with both hands and skeet all over your bookbag and homework.

Of course, you don't have the motivation to clean off your stuff anytime between 3 PM and 7 AM the next day.
Example:
The diary of an infected senior:

Dear diary. I have finally come to terms with my life-threatening case of senioritis. And while my parents and teachers tell me I should "get back on the horse" and study hard, I can only spit out the battle cry of my generation:

SENIORITIS: We'd find a cure, but we just don't fuckin care.


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