a shitload of

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.



shitload
In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.
Example:
Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!


Shitload
(Colloquial) The amount of cow manure that will fit in the bed of a 3/4 ton pickup. For fresh, wet, stinking manure, this would be 750 pounds. For dry manure, something less, perhaps 500 pounds.
Example:
I have to go over to Jackson's farm and get a shitload of manure for my mom's garden.


shitload
A quantifier for people, signifiyng either one or many of them, in terms of a sizable degree of shittiness.
Example:
-I've seen a shitload of people on that website.
-Really, a lot?
-Well, maybe six. But they've been really shit, and people-y, you know?
-I shitty-well know. There is always a whole shitload of people.


shitload
meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch
Example:
Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.


Shitloading
(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.
Example:
I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.


Shitload
Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.

1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!

It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.
Example:
A SHITLOAD OF:

babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies

trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees

stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs


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