SILY

Smile. I. Love. You.



SILIS
Acronym which stands for Service Industry Law of Inverse Simping.

Coined by Louis Rossmann, a popular YouTuber and MacBook repairman inside of a taco shop in August 2022, the law posits that since more attractive waitresses generally get paid more in tips from thirsty men, it is society’s duty to tip less attractive waitresses more in order to compensate.
Example:
Hey Jim, you should tip that fat, ugly waitress more…SILIS says it’s the right thing to do!


Sili
Pronounced Si-lee. What you say to siri indicating that she is stupid and seeing if she responds, most of the time she does and ussumes you did say her name. However, if you proceed to actually say her name she wont give bother responding because she thinks you are her mum asking her to get off the internet and she no longer bothers to explain to her mother that thats impossible.
Example:
Some guy: Hey sili!
Siri: Uh huh,
Some guy: *trollface*


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