SLUMLORD

A landlord who tries to maximize profits by not maintaining properties until threats of condemnation and charges more than the property's worth.They usually own a-LOT of properties and those properties usually are in the ghetto while they are living in gated communities and mansions.They don't care who they rent to or what the condition of the properties are in, just as long as they get rent money.They will rent to the biggest pieces of shit on earth such as violent sex offenders, crack heads, jailbirds, white trash, alkys, junkies, thieves, gangbangers, or just plain assholes.Usually only accept rent in cash to avoid taxes, may have a history of tax evasion charges, and serve alot of evictions.When something goes wrong with the house due to neglect, the slumlord usually blames the tenants and raises the rent because he had to fix it.Most slumlords do not give background checks or charge security deposits. However, if they do give a background check and you have a criminal history, no problem! They will let you move right in. And if they do charge security deposits, they will keep it and say ("you damaged the property more than the security deposit is worth, but i'm going to be nice not take you to court") just to psyche you out of suing him.



Slumlord
A person who rents out a property that is substandard & refuses to make major repairs unless issued a notice of uninhabitability. Even after receiving the notice they make minimal attempts to make repairs, ex: putting weather stripping on doorway instead of fixing foundation to remedy huge gap in door. Usually he rents out multiple properties for financial gain with at least one of them being an illegal rental. The slumlord often resides in a giant new build down the street.
Example:
I had to get a constructive eviction because the slumlord didn't make necessary repairs.


Slumlord
A person who lords over a slum (crappy apartment builing, townhouse complex, etc). ie a stupid bastard landlord
Example:
The slumlord came into my flat and was like "Where's my goddamned rent you nigger infested squirrel?!"


Slumlord
A minority landlord who rents to other minorities and refuses to take care of the property because the local government won't do anything about it.

A illegal immigrant landlord who rents to to other illegal immigrants and refuses to take care of the property because the local government won't do anything about it.
Example:
My slumlord didn't charge me rent because he didn't want me to deport him.


Slumlord City
A term to describe Los Angeles because It’s an overpriced city filled with landlords who price gouge their rent and don’t bother to have the place remodeled unless if they can charge more for it. You won’t be able to find a studio in LA that’s clean and well kept unless if it’s newly remodeled. Almost every building is old and has tons of pests and roaches in them. You’re basically paying high cost living for slummy living.
Example:
Hey boo. I just got back from Los Angeles after being there for a month.”

“Ew. You mean slumlord city?”

“Why are you calling it that?”

“Because, you can’t get a nice place without roaches or a psycho landlord unless if you make a lot of money already. Those slum lords leach off of their tenants and don’t even bother to fix up the place. When I lived there, everyone there pretty much calls it slumlord city. Many people are moving out of LA because buildings are dominated by them.”


Polish Slumlord
A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Example:
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?

Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.


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