a 96

96 - noun1. A SFW sexual position.-Similar to 69, however 96 involves no actual sexual action. The bottom partner, or the “9,” (usually the taller partner) lays face down on the mattress, while the top partner, or the “6,” (usually the shorter of the two) lays on top of the “9”, resting their feet of the upper back of “9” and resting their head on their calves or heels. Once in position, both partners now drift off into state of contemplation. Popular topics include but are not limited to; “Are we alone in the universe?”, “What is the human condition?” and “Is there a god?” Among others. Some also try to converse, but seeing as the bottom partner is being slightly smothered, they aren’t doing much talking. Some couples do the 96 fully clothed, on the opposite end of the spectrum some do it fully naked, however, most prefer to do the 96 in their underwear, as to keep it intimate, but not sexual.



96
Its like a 69 but the couple is mad at each other.
Example:
Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.


96
Variation of 69;

Lay back-to-back with your heads at opposite ends of the bed and masturbate.
Example:
"Doing a 96 i have more control than doing 69 :D"


96
when you sleep over a friend's house, and there is only one bed and you don't feel like sleeping on the floor. So you lay facing one direction, next to each other and your friend faces the opposite back to back, your feet next to your friends face, representing the number 96. It is very awkward.
Example:
Guy 1: So how was your sleepover at Derrick's house last night?
Guy 2: Horrible, he has a wood floor that I couldn't sleep on, so i had to sleep on his bed, with him in the 96 position.

Guy 1: damn...


96
(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks
Example:
After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.


96
The exact opposite of 69 usually takes place after a failed 69 in which the couple turn and face opposite of each thus 96
Example:
Guy 1:Damn
Guy 2:Whats wrong?
Guy 1:My wife and I did 96 last night
Guy 2:Oh that sucks


Latest Searches

The big, Funny, Pukin the cuke, one Euro, John queer, carbon footprint, Your Mama, the autobahn, The hero, My chem, involvation, power strip, sexiest man, Aki Hakala, Gladis, peach ass, the coat hanger, The Century, Dow Jones, Outlaws, ThunderFuck, Southern Gentlemen, Mobile Gaming, moslem, Thomson, shotgun mixture, hunk, peep hole, that just happened, rainbowish, Gallon, homicidal mania, wav, [winnet], cuck my sock, fine AF, injustice, weiner wearer, Diarra, THANK YOUUU, wordd, invoke the trinity, PAPARAZZI, Quinten, Drew Barrymore, Curving, ugly fucker, Snores, Pow pow pow, Moose Jaw, partial nudity, Utd, leap day, sterotype, Hell ye, Love to, Standing Dog, Sucess, Danggg, Invoke, trash rocket, head gear, Yoni, sake, non alcoholic, *sigh*, Earle, 1337 5p34k, buy one, Pan-pan, ahahah, nickel and dime, ron mcgovney, invoice, Pollutions, bust back, placeholder, Vein banging, noodling, to noodle, norm, new game, shaded, tophat, Ryan Sheckler, old bat, punish, whore daughter, no more room in hell, binman, invites, Smartie Pants, All I do, the doom song, The cadillac of, Kneeling, off of you, the woods, tycoon, parking garage, mozfather, natty dread, hard science fiction, invitement, lurk, pp turn pva glue, Happy Girlfriend, parlo, kick ass, shut your head hole, anus hole, aaaaaaaaa, Pull a Warhol, Forest Fire, zoom zooms, no pomo, kelly, invited, bunshole, a New Hope, djinni, Takers, grocery bag, Walk up, Super-hero-ish, SHOT NOT, Id, i will stab you, ine, your gran, FACE-book, Yo-kai Watch, ho ho ho, lyric, invitations, Five Knuckle Shuffle, doctors, Moe,moe, red beanie, Blue rag, Russian vodka, Striked, come nah man, the J man, the bottle, Talk to you soon, medical emergency!, willoughbys boy, incarnadine, kirstine, u r gay, gorgonic, Invitational, smart drug theft, laser focused, rowled, Iowa, skeeza, industrious, perfect day, cash money, fulcrum, Gu, Stan lee, Giacomo, Winn, the scholar, pretty cool dude, old boot, Back off Bitch, invitable, schrapnel, noseblow, beef stick, Shitney, armani, Give it Away, Superman, Wa was, joke on joke, freedom fighters, Lullaby, green screen, Whist, invisible sky daddy, patriarch, no bitches, Ermahgerd, new normal, thujone, dividend, Sneak sneaks, smell like fish, the Black Kid, NAHS, hot beef injection, get a pair, harden, Foodstuff, Jessia, all dry, a 96, involved, The big, Funny, Pukin the cuke, one Euro, John queer, carbon footprint, Your Mama, the autobahn, The hero, My chem, involvation, power strip, sexiest man, Aki Hakala, Gladis, peach ass, the coat hanger, The Century, Dow Jones, Outlaws, ThunderFuck, Southern Gentlemen, Mobile Gaming, moslem, Thomson, shotgun mixture, hunk, peep hole, that just happened, rainbowish, Gallon, homicidal mania, wav, [winnet], cuck my sock, fine AF, injustice, weiner wearer, Diarra, THANK YOUUU, wordd, invoke the trinity, PAPARAZZI, Quinten, Drew Barrymore, Curving, ugly fucker, Snores, Pow pow pow, Moose Jaw, partial nudity, Utd, leap day, sterotype, Hell ye, Love to, Standing Dog, Sucess, Danggg, Invoke, trash rocket, head gear, Yoni, sake, non alcoholic, *sigh*, Earle, 1337 5p34k, buy one, Pan-pan, ahahah, nickel and dime, ron mcgovney, invoice, Pollutions, bust back, placeholder, Vein banging, noodling, to noodle, norm, new game, shaded, tophat, Ryan Sheckler, old bat, punish, whore daughter, no more room in hell, binman, invites, Smartie Pants, All I do, the doom song, The cadillac of, Kneeling, off of you, the woods, tycoon, parking garage, mozfather, natty dread, hard science fiction, invitement, lurk, pp turn pva glue, Happy Girlfriend, parlo, kick ass, shut your head hole, anus hole, aaaaaaaaa, Pull a Warhol, Forest Fire, zoom zooms, no pomo, kelly, invited, bunshole, a New Hope, djinni, Takers, grocery bag, Walk up, Super-hero-ish, SHOT NOT, Id, i will stab you, ine, your gran, FACE-book, Yo-kai Watch, ho ho ho, lyric, invitations, Five Knuckle Shuffle, doctors, Moe,moe, red beanie, Blue rag, Russian vodka, Striked, come nah man, the J man, the bottle, Talk to you soon, medical emergency!, willoughbys boy, incarnadine, kirstine, u r gay, gorgonic, Invitational, smart drug theft, laser focused, rowled, Iowa, skeeza, industrious, perfect day, cash money, fulcrum, Gu, Stan lee, Giacomo, Winn, the scholar, pretty cool dude, old boot, Back off Bitch, invitable, schrapnel, noseblow, beef stick, Shitney, armani, Give it Away, Superman, Wa was, joke on joke, freedom fighters, Lullaby, green screen, Whist, invisible sky daddy, patriarch, no bitches, Ermahgerd, new normal, thujone, dividend, Sneak sneaks, smell like fish, the Black Kid, NAHS, hot beef injection, get a pair, harden, Foodstuff,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!