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the coat hanger

when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick

Coat-hangered

by Dr John the Third on Feb 25, 2019 21:42:31

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

Example:
'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

coat hanger

by JMSMD AKA CHOMP on Oct 27, 2007 16:54:56

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

Example:
-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

coat hanger

by gus gus on Feb 26, 2004 04:57:02

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

Example:
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up

coat hanger

by Jonifrican on Apr 04, 2008 08:14:24

The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.

Example:
Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"

Coat Hanger

by killsdogs on Feb 21, 2011 11:23:01

An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.

Example:
After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.

coat-hangered

by chickitty on May 28, 2004 11:17:25

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

Example:
"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

Coat hanger

by Ruhbee! on Mar 05, 2008 22:15:58

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Example:
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

Coat-Hanger

by Dandadutch on Dec 11, 2010 08:18:01

When you use an erection to hang your coat on.

Example:
The man's hands were full, so he used his own personal Coat-Hanger, to hang his coat on

coat hanger

by santasfetus_ on Apr 20, 2022 03:22:21

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

Example:
omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

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