SWAGMASTER

A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.



Swagmaster
In polite society, whoever you're talking to.

Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.
Example:
A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?

A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.

A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!


Swagmaster
The Swagmaster is the title given to anybody who maintains an extremely high level of swagger. (S)he must have an extremely high level of arrogance and confidence and be able to walk the walk and talk the talk. He is universally recognized by all who can comprehend the true definition of swag.
Example:
Matt : "Yo whats up Swagmasterr!"
*Swagmaster walks by wearing his shades and hat and gives a slight nod of recognition that he is friends with the person but also is too cool to spend more than 2 seconds locked in eye contact*


Swagmaster
A selfless nobody who epitomizes himself as a 'master' for wearing his hat backwards and wearing his sweat pants low so that we can see his rear and saying idiotic and unsophisticated phrases such as "swag," and "yolo," as well as speaking and pronouncing words in a way nobody can understand. Calling oneself a "swagmaster" is the most selfless thing one can do, and is among the primary reasons our generation is "screwed."
Example:
"Swagmaster": Sup dawg! Yo I got the illest shit ever!
"Normal person": Dude. If you're going to speak to my, annunciate the words correctly. And pull up your damn pants; you look like a complete moron.


Latest Searches

msg me, DRAPSE, Asuma, Big stud, softee-nut, nippled, Booge, hula hoop, Spikeh, telephonically, get correct, my bah, the father, PF Changs, love bucket, Ashley Simpson, a doomer, please help, Joey Gladstone, displacement, double ended dildo, NOOOOOOOB, Splash Out, ultimate cheese curl, machine-gunner, Souljah, drama kid, fuck slut, A wid, botw link, a Russell, community service, Crumlins, leaking, ethereal, Hollywood Undead, T-bagged, myspace emo, girl years, pluggable, Coke machine, jonh, love someone, Stan, A flaccid, Greg Brown, Chap Chap, Thiccc, half a wing, voot voot, replication, sconsin face, URLAS, male attention, Richard Marx, on the weekends, In A Bit, Kikyo Zoldyck, sussy baka UwU, Matt Sallee, the haunted house, easy listening, Google developer, the moon, pizza cutter, Brett Favre, Pop bottles, Green house, thursday, spreader, reservation, predating, Quadcopterator, Aggies, LIKE YOU DO, Blue-Rhapsoding, Brad , Da-do-ron-ron, F-list, windows computer, mania, running free, quinceñera, Last of the mohican, fuck wit, Shikamaru, King Canute, folding laundry, Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh, lood, SOX FAN, genitals, frigg off, Taytum, 831, Roblox cafe, the mafia, unfortunately, spooky, the jackers, heav, ERBS, uppered, rainbow kissing, satan child, somer, my mutuals, ognjen, Pick me boys, Michael Schumacher, June 6th, miss me with it, lying bastard, ape shit, laughins, Walden University, I Am Lying, White cop, ethyl chloride, backstage betty, taras, Lettuce parxie, Neden, kasee strantz, Bang that, miltank, tacoma, riffed up, PULLED IT, Tooth Paste Tubing, denile, Shlawg, succes, sank, softie, NeRf BAstIon, Bailley, tycoon, upstanding member, Pers, the leftovers, candy ass, raw meat Gouche, esports player, smoke a bowl, Sara Jean, soft eyes, Bist waasher, throwy, Hai, all year, carolus rex, Uchiha Itachi, RED CUNT, beat you to sleep, Schmokes, bunny hops, greenpoint, Fighterdoken, Pedro, Joe Joe, Tan Tan, too much alcohol, HOT HOT, masochist, heggy, Bahamian, Infinite Warfare, What, you egg, Frock, Gurren Lagann, mega-bitch, Roof roof, BEAR GRYLLS, hot roll, Kasee, The scroll, John Bull, penisbutter, Deformed Dog, Ads, I made it, Tootsie roll, Slovenian Power Wank, ePeen, Shoyo Hinata, Christmas Special, bathroom selfie, little children, the stang, the App, my left ass cheek, Piping it, takuho, San Fransisco, Sui, Drum major, youe, salty balls, moralistic, swagmaster, msg me, DRAPSE, Asuma, Big stud, softee-nut, nippled, Booge, hula hoop, Spikeh, telephonically, get correct, my bah, the father, PF Changs, love bucket, Ashley Simpson, a doomer, please help, Joey Gladstone, displacement, double ended dildo, NOOOOOOOB, Splash Out, ultimate cheese curl, machine-gunner, Souljah, drama kid, fuck slut, A wid, botw link, a Russell, community service, Crumlins, leaking, ethereal, Hollywood Undead, T-bagged, myspace emo, girl years, pluggable, Coke machine, jonh, love someone, Stan, A flaccid, Greg Brown, Chap Chap, Thiccc, half a wing, voot voot, replication, sconsin face, URLAS, male attention, Richard Marx, on the weekends, In A Bit, Kikyo Zoldyck, sussy baka UwU, Matt Sallee, the haunted house, easy listening, Google developer, the moon, pizza cutter, Brett Favre, Pop bottles, Green house, thursday, spreader, reservation, predating, Quadcopterator, Aggies, LIKE YOU DO, Blue-Rhapsoding, Brad , Da-do-ron-ron, F-list, windows computer, mania, running free, quinceñera, Last of the mohican, fuck wit, Shikamaru, King Canute, folding laundry, Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh, lood, SOX FAN, genitals, frigg off, Taytum, 831, Roblox cafe, the mafia, unfortunately, spooky, the jackers, heav, ERBS, uppered, rainbow kissing, satan child, somer, my mutuals, ognjen, Pick me boys, Michael Schumacher, June 6th, miss me with it, lying bastard, ape shit, laughins, Walden University, I Am Lying, White cop, ethyl chloride, backstage betty, taras, Lettuce parxie, Neden, kasee strantz, Bang that, miltank, tacoma, riffed up, PULLED IT, Tooth Paste Tubing, denile, Shlawg, succes, sank, softie, NeRf BAstIon, Bailley, tycoon, upstanding member, Pers, the leftovers, candy ass, raw meat Gouche, esports player, smoke a bowl, Sara Jean, soft eyes, Bist waasher, throwy, Hai, all year, carolus rex, Uchiha Itachi, RED CUNT, beat you to sleep, Schmokes, bunny hops, greenpoint, Fighterdoken, Pedro, Joe Joe, Tan Tan, too much alcohol, HOT HOT, masochist, heggy, Bahamian, Infinite Warfare, What, you egg, Frock, Gurren Lagann, mega-bitch, Roof roof, BEAR GRYLLS, hot roll, Kasee, The scroll, John Bull, penisbutter, Deformed Dog, Ads, I made it, Tootsie roll, Slovenian Power Wank, ePeen, Shoyo Hinata, Christmas Special, bathroom selfie, little children, the stang, the App, my left ass cheek, Piping it, takuho, San Fransisco, Sui, Drum major, youe, salty balls,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!