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The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.

santorum

by max on Dec 13, 2004 06:05:05

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

Example:
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

Santorum

by Rollo & Biff on Oct 27, 2006 02:00:00

1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."

Example:
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.

Santorum

by Savage Love on Oct 04, 2009 05:34:05

That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

Example:
Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.

santorum

by chucki on Aug 17, 2011 07:36:19

Defined by many, coined by his Capitol Hill spa mates because of his infamous lack of rectal pre-sex hygiene, for the mess that results.

Example:
Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"

santorum

by Savage Love Fan on Feb 09, 2008 05:25:21

CORRECTION!!:

Despite what other entries say, the word SANTORUM, as defined by sex columnist Dan Savage, is NOT solely the byproduct of MALE GAY anal sex! The REAL definition of SANTORUM ONLY NECESSARILY INCLUDES "LUBE AND FECAL MATTER." As such, this term may be applied to lubricated anal sex between partners of any sex, or even ANAL SELF-PLAY.

SANTORUM NEED NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE MALE EJACULATE!!
ANYONE can produce it.

Example:
"As she pounded her gaping asshole with the dildo, some SANTORUM leaked out, and so the director demanded a scene re-shoot."

santorum

by Hankley on Oct 21, 2004 05:43:09

1) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

2) Anything resembling this.

Example:
1) We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.

2)A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.

Santorum

by Tommy Humphreys on May 28, 2005 04:39:54

As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.

(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)

Example:
Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....

Santorum

by Sir Bullwhip on Nov 09, 2006 06:45:59

The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide.

Example:
The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."

santorumness

by grittyreboot on Aug 19, 2011 03:15:26

Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.

Example:
Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.

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