Rick Santorum
by GaaraoftheDamned on Nov 28, 2012 02:38:49
A fucking
chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every
citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible
thumpers).
Rick Santorum
by politiTRUTH on Jan 16, 2012 10:14:43
Rick Santorum
by nikkiru-s on Jan 08, 2012 12:06:35
To remove
santorum orally.
From rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth +
santorium: (noun) the
frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Example:
One way to keep the sheets cleaner after anal sex is
to rick santorum. My boyfriend usually
ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.
Rick Santorum
by moustacherocker on Nov 09, 2006 13:38:56
Example:
I hope the door to the
capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum
too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait,
yeah I do!
Rick Santorum
by Ploxhoi on Dec 30, 2011 13:08:09
One who is extremely strange, eccentric, fantastic, weird, or insane. See also kook, fruitcake,
crackpot,
nutcase or
screwball.
Rick Santorum
by Rick-James on Jan 08, 2012 12:36:00
After intercourse, the man wipes his member covered in
Santorum with his hand and asks "What did the hand say
to the face?" Before his partner can reply, he
smacks them across the face with his Santorum-covered hand.
Example:
I
promptly wiped my cock after fucking
my girl friend in the ass and asked in a sweet tone "What did the hand say
to the face?" and quickly slapped her before she could answer.
I'm Rick Santorum bitch!
Rick Santorum
by Brian001 on Feb 16, 2012 07:10:44
A former Pennsylvania senator running in
the republican presidential primary who is currently under attack from vicious, immature,
despicable internet haters because of some legitimate political positions he holds regarding
conservatism.
rick santorum
by kickflipthecat on Aug 18, 2011 00:55:52
1.
Santorum refers to the
frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To
rick santorum means to lick and slurp said
santorum directly from someone's ass.
2.
Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
Example:
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the
santorum afterwards."
2. "I just
googled politician
Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
Rick Santorum Effect
by Potterfan344 on Mar 05, 2012 02:38:09
The more you
learn about someone and
spend time with them, the
less you like them.
Example:
Janet: So, how was your date last night?
Valerie: It was ok, it's our
20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.
Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.