manicured
A sexual position where the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
Manicure
A statement for how cool a man is. Similar in usage to the more common term of 'Man you're cool' said quickly
Manicured zinger
1. A well thought out witty comment.
2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Example:
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
ghetto manicure
Example:
I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.
I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.
bisexual manicure
Example:
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
Minnesota Manicure
After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
Example:
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
lesbian manicure
A set of long, usually acrylic nails with the exception of two short, plain nails (often the middle and pointed fingers) used for sex between two women
amarillo manicure
An Amarillo manicure is when one gets a little too greedy with their wipe and ends up with shit on their hands.
Alternatively it is when one gets too greedy and ends up in a bad situation.
Alternatively it is when one gets too greedy and ends up in a bad situation.
Example:
1. Literally getting greedy with a wipe after a dump and getting shit on your hand.
2. Hey did you hear about Alex ? He impregnated some bimbo he met a week ago and now is getting engaged to her.
Wow he just gave himself an Amarillo manicure.
1. Literally getting greedy with a wipe after a dump and getting shit on your hand.
2. Hey did you hear about Alex ? He impregnated some bimbo he met a week ago and now is getting engaged to her.
Wow he just gave himself an Amarillo manicure.
Guy manicure
A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.
Example:
-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.
-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.