Saruman's

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"



Saruman
For Saruman requires you to take a girl from behind and cum on her back. Then you dip your hand in the semen turn her around press the white hand on her chest and scream „For Saruman“
Example:
I feel a great connection between Jennifer and me. I even sarumaned her yesterday.


Saruman slap
The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.
Example:
I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.


Hand of Saruman
A (generally) sexual maneuver in which a woman covers her hand in her own uterine lining that is in the process of being slowly evacuated from her birth canal and slaps it on the face or chest of the man, leaving a red handprint, while exclaiming "Saruman!"
Example:
Leah told us about the time she gave her boyfriend the Hand of Saruman. It was gross.


White hand of Saruman
The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.
Example:
"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."


The White Hand of Saruman
This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.
Example:
"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."


white hand of Saruman
while getting a girl from behind you smack her on the ass leaving a hand print that fades from white to red and scream out "white hand of Saruman"

Created by nerds after watching LOTR where Saruman puts his hand on the orcs and makes sure they know who they serve.


White Hand of Saruman
The act of jerking off in someone else's house, making sure to get all of the cum completely on your hand, and then leaving a hand print on a piece of their furniture.
Example:
When I was in Chicago, Tommy left a White Hand of Saruman on my comforter...


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