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discerning

people that nit pick about bullshit and end up being a total pain the arse

discern

by teila on Aug 04, 2006 05:50:49

to perceive, detect, recognizee, and comprehend.

Example:
People often appreciate your discernment of their situation.

discernment

by Indolence on Apr 18, 2016 21:58:28

Ability to judge well

Example:
An astonishing lack of discernment

discernment

by JaikeKun on Feb 16, 2012 00:50:33

Its the Judgement by which we perceive and declare the differences between several things:

Example:
this stuff is not easy to discern between the practical and theoretical.
discernment

discernible

by Pastoris on Jun 28, 2017 21:44:35

perceptible as by vision or intellect, noticeable, another spelling of discernable

Example:
"things happen in the earth and sky with no discernible cause”

“the newspaper reports no discernible progress in the negotiations”
“the skyline is easily discernible even at a distance of several miles”

Discerning

by cloak357 on Mar 08, 2014 14:47:41

Word used by call girls on sites such as craigslist to solicit Johns.

Example:
26 year-old female here, looking for discerning gentleman to spend adult time.

gift of discernment

by Mr. Kipp on Sep 06, 2007 08:12:09

A gift from God. A gift that allows you to see into someones life with out having a reference about them.

Example:
First person "Yeah, he's a good man"
Second person "How do you know?"
First person "oh that's God's gift of discernment talking again!"

discernment monkey

by joel mcnasty on Mar 17, 2003 10:30:33

primitive prejudice of human nature

Example:
a byu gold digger

Gift of Discernment

by Rev Aaron on Jun 26, 2011 03:53:22

This is a magical power that many charismatic Christians like Pentecostals think they've been given through their second baptism that allows them to know what the bible really means without actually knowing anything about the Bible, let alone the ability to tie their own shoes. Many charismatic Christians think they have this ability yet they come to different conclusions about what the Bible means. People who think they have this magic power will, when faced with this problem, respond by saying that their own gift is through the Holy Spirit and everyone else is being led by Satan. This leads to what is known as a Holy Spirit Rumble where each lunatic charismatic calls each other a pawn of Satan, and ending with each being more convinced than ever that they are a True Christian and their opposition is non-Christian. (see: Christian Persecution Paradox ).

Example:
I knew the world was only 6,000 years old because I have the gift of discernment." -or- "After I voided my bladder and flopped around like a fish in my second baptism, I received the gift of discernment.

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

by Zappin' Nap on Feb 26, 2020 03:25:13

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Example:
Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

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