Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)

A somewhat tall and overweight individual. Their surname is usually "Robert" or some other generic western birth name but their nickname is almost always Scotty when they fill the expected physical attributes mentioned previously.
He/it/they take liberty and pride in surreptitiously depositing rohypnol in the alcoholic beverages unsuspecting females. Their living conditions are commonly unsanitary and uninhabitable by regular human beings.

A Scotty can typically be found in pursuit of heavily intoxicated females in any of the college bars throughout the east coast. Unfortunately these situations turn out in favor of the Scotty and they will quite often be gloating about the added notch on their bedpost.

Recapitulaton: this creature often engages in illegal activities involving sexual harrassment, filing of false police reports on peers, and at times possession of drug paraphernalia.

Scottis are the perfect girls (especially mine). If you ever have a Scotti in your life, keep her. She may be an introvert and keep a small friend group but that’s what makes them good with people, she’s contrasts well. She is sweet, caring, beautiful,and smart. If a Scotti ever dated you keep her, because she will be the best thing to ever happen to you.

Someone good looking, charming, and posses an attractive aura. A handsome man with determination and drive; a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. A strong man that is on the path to being very successful.

a girl with a great sense of humor and a pure heart.

It's odd when you meet a girl named Scottie but when you do don't loose her. Scottie's are prone to distraction.

Scottie's are often shy when you first meet them but once they feel comfortable they are something completely different. Don't be scared off by a Scottie's overflowing self confidence and bubbly personality. They want everyone to feel comfortable around them and that is often the case.

Scottie's are great at keeping secrets and are fairly low maintenance. Keep them fed and hydrated and they are good to go.

Never question a Scottie's loyalty to her friends.

Scotti's are known to run almost exclusively on marijuana and food, they are also known for there extensive knowledge on sandwich management. They are in many ways the polar opposite of a Kyle. They tend to be referred to as "hipsters" much to their dismay. Overall though Scotti's tend to be the baddest boss ass bitches around, and will never leave you in your time of need.

One teenage male whom is hormone crazed, engages in fapping, plays video games. Usually associates himself with Desirees. This is typically because Desirees are attracted to Scottys. Typically blonde haired blue eyed studs. Extremeley Fucking Hot. Sexy as FUCK. Perfect match for a Desiree

A good friend that many long to have. This is friend who usually suffers from depression, and is accustomed to heart-break. A Scottie is somebody you shouldn't take for granted, and you should let him know often how much he means to you. This is somebody that will lie for you, die for you, do ANYTHING for you...especially if they like you. This is somebody who falls in love easily....but tries not to show it--at least at first. He likes late-night calls with girl friends, and has many good friends he couldnt live without. If any good friends that he was close to move away, he usually thinks of them EVERYDAY. This is somebody who, if you dont show that he is appreciated, will leave. Finally, when he gets hurt he tries not to show it....but it scars and he never heals. He NEEDS people, but is not a very social person.

Hot garbage juice.

When scat meets toilet paper