Scranton

The largest city in Northeastern Pennsylvania, with a population of 76,415 recorded during the 2000 Census. Scranton was a boomtown in the late 1800s/early 1900s with the dawn of the coal and iron industries. Scranton fell on hard times after World War II after demand for coal dropped sharply, and has been losing population at a steady rate ever since. Nowadays, Scranton is filled with many nice, hardworking people. It is also home to numerous drug dealers from Philadelphia and New York, who come to Scranton because they can't make it in the big cities. Scranton is also filled with an amazing amount of assholes who do nothing but complain about how much Scranton sucks and there is nothing to do here. Local officials often tout Scranton for its interstates providing easy access to New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Washington, D.C., everywhere. Perhaps the negative assholes should hop on the highway and fuck off.



Scranton

by Science Hero on Jun 01, 2012 15:04:44

A place that is still far enough from Philly and NY and also large enough to have its own home-grown customs, many of them charming and an equal many maddening. Scranton is the largest of 40 or so unique towns in Northeastern PA where each town is like one of the city states that existed before unification of Italy, Germany, or Greece.
Example:
He's not really a dummy, he's just from Scranton.


Scranton

by Andrea Mar on Apr 01, 2005 10:59:16

scranton is a smaller city with nothing to do except when you create your own fun like lighting yourself on fire or doing drugs. its a place to underage drink and play pool and a place where the potholes are as big as our ppl..we have coal and trains...and thats scranton
Example:
scranton: where the trains come to die


Scranton

by Willis J on May 03, 2005 02:46:57

This is the city that once was great, then sucked,and is now trying to not suck even though it is an extremely difficult task. Scranton is beginning to see changes in diversity, but not changes in lifestyle. The average Scranton lifestyle includes consuming 4 plus quarts of Yuengling, eating food that leg drops your arteries, and smoking pot to forget that your are in Scranton, which has nothing to do for fun besides drivining around. The kids at the University suck ass. If they aren't good natured townies, they are stuck up rich pricks from New York, Long Island, and Jersey. God I hate being home unless I have access to a car, which is Scranton's strongest feature: good location. Not too far from NYC of Philly, Scranton also has tons of quickly accesible roads that have little to no police force. Also the locals are fairly easy to take advantage of.
Example:
Average Scranton day:
Wake up, put on sweat suit, eat cold pizza from last night, watch TV, take out rage on someone, meet up with people you don't particularly like until your drunk...


Scranton

by Harry Kerns on Nov 03, 2004 15:17:24

is for hardcore people only, is somtimes to hardcore for ur face.
when u look at it u will think this place sucks alot. but then u notice how hardcore the people r in it, then u realize all there hardcoreness rubbed off onto the buildings and the streets, creating the suckyness.
Example:
pizza by pappas is there. what else can i say?


Scranton

by Harambe69 on Jun 17, 2020 07:21:04

The Paris of Northeastern Pennsylvania
Example:
Regional Manager of a paper and printer supply company: "People this is scranton, and Many people consider that to be the Paris of Northeastern Pennsylvania. And in Paris, it is rude for a woman to have less than four lovers."


Scranton

by Scrantonbitch on Mar 19, 2016 21:11:51

Scranton is not a piece of shit as everyone claims. Scranton is actually a beautiful city. It holds so much history that many residents lack knowledge of. What makes this city 'shitty', are the dirty, scummy, wanna-be ghettoes, and people who don't respect other people. Plus the people walking around thinking they are tough shit by stabbing, shooting, and killing other people. So if you think Scranton is shitty, you don't know enough about the city and you probably are the problem. Ty
Example:
Scranton isn't shitty, it's the people in it that make it that way.


Scranton

by bigpimpson on May 04, 2005 23:51:05

i went to scranton one time, it is a really ruff place i got my ass kicked by 2 wiggers. Richie you need to shut your face because there is no way you would last five seconds in scranton its a hard place. if you look at a wigger wrong he will shank you, i know what its like to be shanked in the A and thats what would happen to you if you went to scranton!! biatch
Example:
Scranton makes NYC piss its pants


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