Jem

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Jem
A 'truly outrageous' unit of measurement for female ejaculate equivalent to a 10th of a pint or 12.8 fluid ounces (US) / 380 ml produced through vigorous fingerbanging.
Example:
I'm mining for jems.
I had to mop up at least a jem from the floor.
She must be dehydrated after giving out three jems
I was disappointed that I only managed a midget jem


Jem
Used to describe wlw who dress both masc and femme. Used instead of stem which is for POC wlw.
Example:
Friend1: did you see that Ashley wore a dress for prom, I’d never seen her so femme before
Friend2: maybe she’s jem.


Jem
1. The best cartoon in the history of animation.
2. A hologram created by an all powerful computer named Synergy. She is really Jerrica Benton.
3. A cheater, a hypocrite.
Example:
1. Wake up everybody!! Jem's on!!
2. When Jerrica wishes to become Jem, she touches her Jemstar earrings and says "Showtime, Synergy!"
3. You said to always play fair, and then you cheated to win the Indy 500. You're so Jem!


Jem
This great friend has the record for the world largest cock. He is a sexy and funny and one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet! If you meat a Jem in your life treat him well.
Example:
Oh look there’s Jem, Let’s get his autograph!


Jem
A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. She appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. She eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens and testicles each morning for breakfast. When she gets home, she lights fires in her anal cavity, then burns her crotch and prays to her father, the Dark Lord. She then goes to her room and drinks the blood of her parents whom are chained up in her closet. Jem rips off the flesh on her back so her bat-like wings can extend. She then pulls off the rest of her flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. She then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in her cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
Example:
The rabid Jem lunged at the children and their chihuahuas. She ate the chihuahuas as an appetizer, then slit the kids' throats and drank the blood until they looked like deflated whoopee cushions. She then wore their skin as a coat, and ate every last bit of their body. She then grew stronger after she took their tortured souls.


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