Scrum

Simply, the asshole. The butthole part of the whole ass.



Scrum
A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".
Example:
Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?

Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.


Scrum
The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.
Example:
Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum


Scrum
1) The title of a Shovelhead album (Connecticut, USA)
2) Raym-Co term for gross, cummy-type substance (Plainville, CT 06062)
3) A framework for developing, delivering, and sustaining products in a complex environment, with an initial emphasis on software development, although it has been used in other fields including research, sales, marketing and advanced technologies
Example:
Man, Dougie Doozer put too much scrum sauce on his cream chipped beef sandwich and had to make hot brown rain all over the dang exhume flume until Mobin finally made it out of the spaghetti house with Hippy Joel's mystical root dust.


Scrum
When a person hasn't wiped off semen and it has become dried and crusty on their skin. Usually on a tramp stamp. It is a signature of a dirty, dirty skank.
Example:
"Hey that girl looks hot"
"Meh, she's probably covered in scrum"


Scrum
The combination of scotch and rum typically mixed with either coke or dry. It can also be consumed straight as a shot or over ice.
Example:
Last night I had a scrum or two which caused me to lose my pants.


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