Scottish actor who's now old, but still gets some. Best known for playing James Bond in a shitload of James Bond movies, Jim Malone in The Untouchables, Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and several other flicks. There's also a good chance he was with your mother at least once.

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

The act of pronouncing "s" as "shhh" accidentally. Usually occurs during times of stress due to excessive mental exhaustion/stimulation.

1. An award-winning Scottish actor known for playing a variety of roles, including originating James Bond in the seminal film Doctor No.

2. A character on Saturday Night Live who, during the Celebrity Jeopardy segments, routinely mocks Alex Trebek and makes several jokes about his mother and her sexual habits. Also known for defacing the playing board and intentionally misreading the categories.

1). The original actor for James Bond
2). Responsible for saying "You're the man now dog!" and the basis for joke websites called ytmnds.
3). Is obssesed with Anal Bum Cover, Whore Seamen, and The Rapists. Loves Alex Trebek's Mom.

the definition of a pimp. he's slept with your mother, snogged dozens of foreign ladies while playing james bond, and advocates smackin' yo bitches when they give you lip. tends to pronounce "S"s as "sh."

The only actor so far to show there is life after 007. One of the truly great sons of Scotland.

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.

Possibly the sexiest man over the age of 55.