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Connerie
(pop, fem.) French for :

1. Idiotic or silly statement.
2. A fuck-up.
3. Worthless piece of shit.
Example:
bushism = une connerie.

"... to put food on your children." Nice one !

fuck-up = une connerie

- Er ... Jude ... I think I made a connerie ...

- AAAAARGH !!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COMPUTER !?

worthless piece of shit = une connerie

- (long sigh) So ... what did you buy yourself today ?
- Look, it's great : it's an electric coffee stirrer.
- Putain, t'as pas fini de claquer to blé pour des conneries ...


connery
And lets not forget in addition to being a Knight and the biggest meme of all time, 007 had the largest body of work in Hollywood - He was Mr. Universe and put Rolex on the map. Fucker infiltrated American culture like nobody's business - and went on to a career as an Oscar winning character actor - anybody who can boldly slap a bitch in the face and their career taking off even bigger as a result is a success on that alone in my book. He outlived and outranked everyone he ever came across- even Marlon Brando - even Arnold - Sean Connery was simply the greatest of all time and nothing less. He will be forever slapping and owning everybody's ass forever for all time while laughing about it because it is just to much dam fun and if your not down with that he will just pull out a gun and put a hole in your stomach and watch you bleed out. Then he will pull out a shitty plastic weed pipe marketed by China in his likeness and smoke your ass after picking you up and breaking you over his knee then suplexing your your ass off a bridge and then getting in a submarine car while wearing his Rolex Submariner to maliciously shoot lasers at your rotting corpse - then he will find new ways to fuck with you some more.
Example:
Sir Connery just hoaxed your c@ndy ass


Sean Connery
Scottish actor who's now old, but still gets some. Best known for playing James Bond in a shitload of James Bond movies, Jim Malone in The Untouchables, Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and several other flicks. There's also a good chance he was with your mother at least once.
Example:
Sean Connery thinks you're a fucking idiot.


sean connerying
The act of pronouncing "s" as "shhh" accidentally. Usually occurs during times of stress due to excessive mental exhaustion/stimulation.
Example:
Girl One: "You have to realize, thish ish the mosht shtreshful time of year...."

Girl Two: "lol, you are sean connerying!"


Sean Connery
1. An award-winning Scottish actor known for playing a variety of roles, including originating James Bond in the seminal film Doctor No.

2. A character on Saturday Night Live who, during the Celebrity Jeopardy segments, routinely mocks Alex Trebek and makes several jokes about his mother and her sexual habits. Also known for defacing the playing board and intentionally misreading the categories.
Example:
1. "Have you seen Sean Connery's latest film?"

"Dude, he's been retired for like ten years."

2. Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapists for 800"

Alex Trebek: "That says 'Therapists'!"


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