Sharkied

To be Sharkied is to work in a restaurant and have a customer come in 5 minutes before closing and order food.



Sharkie
A predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. Usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.

The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.

The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).
Example:
"You came, you saw, you nommed! Hope every sharkie got what they were after"

"Sharkies... what a beautiful species. "

"Sharkies.... you're awesome. Mwah!


sharkied
sharkied defines the instance when all of the people around you stop listening to what the fuck your saying and start dissing you to your face. used often to ignore and shame annoying friends that talk about random shit that has nothing to do with anything.
Example:
Bob: guess what guys i got a nice cushy job stacking boxes, for a pizza place
Jim: good job bro
Dave: that's awesome can you hook me up with some free shit
Sean: do you ever wonder why cats and dogs never get along, i mean there both animals, why all the hate
Bob: shut the fuck, no one cares about that shit go kill yourself
Jim: yeah man, you should just kill yourself, everybody's life would be so much better if you where dead
Dave: i hope you drown in your bath tub you punk ass bitch
Chris: dang you just got sharkied, mother fucker


sharky~
An illiterate, ugly, annoying, pathetic creature. Spends all their time playing video games and feeling sorry for themselves. Constantly seeks attention, and can be found on many Video Game message boards. Frequently participates in internet 'relationships' with underaged girls as they cannot get with anyone in real life. Often lies and pretends to be gay, anything to make themselves appear more interesting than they actually are.
Example:
If you're not careful you'll turn out to be a right sharky when you're older.


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