Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.



Sheeting
When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.
Example:
I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.


sheet
A termed used to refer to a quantity of blotter paper. Typically 100 hits of LSD.
Example:
I made sure to bring my sheet of acid to the Phish show so I could sell it to the hippies.


Sheeted
To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...
Example:
Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."

Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."

Cam: "Awwww yeah"


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