chocolate fountain

When having anal sex with another man, you position him so his anus is facing the ceiling. After you climax, pull out quickly, causing feces to rush out towards the ceiling creating the chocolate fountain. Bonus points for receiving a facial from the fountain.



The Chocolate Fountain
You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.
Example:
Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me


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