Shit-Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.



Scotchy's Shit-Wagon
Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.
Example:
Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.


Sam’s Shit-Wagon
A vehicle purchased in great shape by Sam Heidorn….the run into the ground, beat to shit, abused then disassembled to die.
Example:
Sam really loves driving those Sam’s Shit-Wagons!”

“Jesus, he just got that car 2 months ago and it’s already a Sam’s Shit-Wagon!”


knock a buzzard off a shit wagon
the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of
Example:
His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.


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