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Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

Simon Cowelling

by Ramblingvine on Jul 22, 2009 21:59:00

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

Example:
1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

Simon Cowell

by icecoldhabit on Jun 03, 2020 12:59:06

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Example:
Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

Simon Cowell

by KingAnonymous on Apr 10, 2018 05:06:03

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.

Example:
Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?

Simon Cowell

by louistomlinsondeservestheworld on Apr 26, 2020 23:11:48

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.

Example:
Simon Cowell does not need a definition

simon cowell

by mikespooner on Sep 17, 2007 23:06:42

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist

Example:
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"

Simon Cowell

by jackiiboii on Jan 18, 2014 21:21:22

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

Example:
BASTARD Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 on Nov 13, 2020 07:30:26

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

Example:
person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

simon cowell

by niall and the potatoes on Feb 11, 2021 20:04:12

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

Example:
human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

Simon Cowell

by blargh!! on Dec 14, 2009 05:52:25

A Cunt.

Example:
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

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